Thanks to the US and Western news media, I am learning so many new words to say “kidnapping”.

that gun

it’s that gun
it’s that stupid gun
it’s that super reliable and never breaks gun
it’s that never have to clean tough gun
it’s that works in ice gun
it’s that works in mud gun
it’s that unreliable piece of shit gun
it’s that inaccurate clunky bolt action gun
it’s that terrorist fucker commie gun
it’s that eastern standard issue gun
it’s the AK

and it’s that gun

🤔☕

Caveats: I wrote this on a transatlantic flight on a day that involved no sleep so expect bugs and other curiosities

YES. YOU CAN UNDERSTAND FAST NONSENSE

There’s nothing to do. There’s nothing to be done.

you don’t have to reach for words

You can express yourself here with an understanding of the finest nuances of English. Oh, and you need to know around 16,000 words.

A Non’s Sense

What is the meaning of life?
a. love
b. nothing
c. expansion/growth
d. eat snacks, then die

C1-C2 is a JOKE

is it really bluetooth if you dont have a blue tooth in your mouth…

up and down arrows blinking yet no real service

4g doesnt feel like.. four g…

i have been… REDACTED!? 😟

This is not real.
This is not real.
This doesn’t make any sense!!!

OILED AND OWNED

THE

IS
BACK

your rodent is NOT open source

New product names coming right up:

GitHub —> CopilotHub
LinkedIn —> Copilot Unemployed
Xbox —> XCopilot
Teams —> CopilotSkype
Azure —> CopilotCloud
OneDrive —> CopilotDeleteurfiles
Edge —> CopilotExplorer
VSCode —> CopilotCursor
Bing —> Copilot4cucks
Defender —> CopilotNoViruses
Intune —> CopilotMalware
Windows —> CopilOS
Authenticator —> CopiletMeIn
Bethesda —> CopilotSkyrim
Activision —> Copilot of Duty
Task Manager —> CopilotDavePlummerWroteTaksManager
Powershell —> CopilotNotBash
Hyper-V —> Copilotrash
WSL —> Copilubuntu
Copilot —> CopilotCopilot
Minecraft —> MineCopilot
Surface —> CopiPad
Flight Simulator —> Copilot Planes Flight

Welcome to the new generation of Microslop.

Congratulations on your increased legitimacy.

wheel is conga

Let’s see just what’s at stake.

Even if someone has a Top Secret clearance from the military, you’ll want to provide recent information to reassure the client.

Make sure no one has a criminal record or felony conviction.

Given a scenario, demonstrate an ethical nonsensing mindset by maintaining professionalism and integrity.

It’s a well-known fact many of us work well by following a framework.

REDACTED plus four

36-Dimensional Non-Euclidean Light Red Moonfall Headache

threevenly

my wireless mouse lagging because the government decided so

This is the Apple treatment of nonsense as design 🙏

springloaded trickshop

on a second thought i love having the same username on every single social media

i wish ai could stop generating pictures of my mom every time i ask it about how big a thing could be :(

cendersetch

STOP GENERATING AI SLOP WHEN I ASK A QUESTION ABOUT SECURITY SETTINGS.

Satire is protected speech. Confusion is a legal requirement, not a feeling. Political parody is not infringement. Criticism is not cybersquatting, and trademark law isn’t a panic button for institutions that don’t like being laughed at.

Remember kids, names matter. Naming your project something funny isn’t always a great way to speed adoption. Even when it kicks ass!

Well, this game is very judgemental, inappropriate, and unprofessional… LET’S PLAY!

Why is there always enough money for war but NEVER enough to provide affordable electricity, education and food? (morality is unprofitable)

We’re (not) backed by world-class investors.

admin rdm!!!

oh….. I suck people

🅴gg

they’ll leave you worse than just being dead

AI is kind of like Temu for thinking

Who could’ve imagined that turning nonsensing - a thing you do in your spare time for fun - into a job was a bad idea!

All three statements are true at the same time

• The world is awful
• The world is much better
• The world can be much better

IF YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY, GO TO YOUR NEAREST FIRE STATION.