Chinese is crazy. If I type “yi”, this is what I get:

依 伊 一 1️⃣ 衣 以 已 亿 易 亦 意 艺
宜 义 益 医 姨 移 怡 逸 翼 仪 乙 异
毅 忆 溢 疑 矣 壹 译 椅 遗 倚 咦 奕
议 夷 抑 颐 裔 役 谊 蚁 疫 弈 咿 薏
懿 驿 轶 邑 翊 贻 漪 彝 沂 屹 弋 噫

ATTENTION IDIOT MARKETING SALES IDIOTS:  There’s a 100% chance I’m skipping a 60-second ad.

Bonus: A nonsenser who submits exemplary entries may be designated “Nonsenser of the Quarter” by the Steward. This individual receives a compensatory database of redacted parts of nonsense entries.

Are you ready to meet the person who truly makes you you: You?

MINOR PERFORMANCE INCIDENTS (CONTENTIONS)

1. Uses Too Many Big Words [Contention]
Below is a word cloud of Visitor’s most frequently used words of the past quarter alone. It is recommended that Mr./Ms./Mrs. Visitor begin simplifying his/her language so as to achieve clearer comprehension from his/her peers.

Remember: if our workflow suffers, so does the world.

Nonsenser Resignation Request

Section 1: NONSENSER REQUEST

Nonsenser Name

Reason for resignation request (select one)


(select from Boredom, Despair, Anger, Fatigue, Loneliness, Guilt, Shame, Annoyance, Stress, Bitterness, Jealousy, or Fear)

Does the nonsenser feel certain this emotion cannot be corrected with regular nonsensing sessions?

(select from Yes/No)

I hereby request that my Person resign from his/her position of employment at REDACTED
SIGN HERE >

Section 2: PERSON RESPONSE

Use this space to provide a written response:

I hereby
(Approve/Deny) my Nonsenser’s resignation request.
SIGN HERE >

ini data fiktif ya teman-teman

ini data ya

kita studi kasus dulu nih!

EXTREMELY UNABRIDGED EDITION

REDACTED‘S SETHAURUS

FEATURING A GAMUT OF WORDS AND PHRASES FOR INCORPORATING INTO EVERYDAY CONVERSATION IN LIEU OF UNEXCEPTIONAL LINGO, DESIGNED TO ASSIST YOU IN PULLULATING YOUR VOCABULARY.

INCLUDES FAVORITES SUCH AS:

• DEVOUR FECULENCE
• VALEDICTION
• AGOG
• MONOSYLLABICALLY
• REMONSTRATION
• ERADICATE FROM YOUR ESSENCE CHILDISH FOLLY

< OVER 500,000 PHRASES >

“Never REDACTED from a rich life of language”

You don’t value me. You fear me.

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

A recipe can be found on YouTube (pro tip: lower the volume before playing).

The Wellness Center
Premium-level Compliments

I know that death is near upon me, because people have begun to ask what I see as my life’s great achievement. They wish to know how they should remember me as I rot. In my life, I have identified four components, which I call tempers, from which are derived every human soul. Woe. Frolic. Dread. Malice. Each man’s character is defined by the precise ratio that resides in him. I walked into the cave of my own mind, and there I tamed them. Should you tame the tempers as I did mine, then the world shall become but your appendage. It is this great and consecrated power that I hope to pass on to all of you, my children.

I post nonsense every day

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Main AI-content indicators

• Excessive use of facts
  AI-generated text tends to be overloaded with facts or data
• Overly formal tone
  AI-generated text can lack normal flow or sound stiff

Commonly used AI phrases

• In this article, [Author] explores…
• providing insights into
• experiences and prospects of this initiative

how do you make text even more authentic and natural if we’re going to have suspicion anyway

Just so I need it, as my heart a bit free then. You take off and I know where. Just one scent as put in. A few between the seasons. You left me without leaving. Take comfort, yeah, I’m stalling. I’ve been finished grieving. I know why you’ve been falling, for someone else or someone. I wanna talk to you, but there’s no one to say. I try to hide it, but it follows me, you see. No matter what I do, I want you as my main. I want you as my main.

SHOPPING is POWER

The only agency you have is your consumer decisions. Enjoy.

In most cases, the team should use caution when scanning printers, as the scan may cause a printer to print out random data and waste a great deal of paper.

❌ No excuses. Extend your Nonsense Streak with REDACTED.

Obsessions are the only things that matter. Nonsense is an obsession.

When you drink water from a cup, it becomes part of you. When water falls on you like rain, it evaporates a few minutes later.
​
Similarly, nonsense can be consumed or dismissed. Is this nonsense nourishing? Is this nonsense something you should drink? Or is it more like getting caught in the rain?

• What is your best tip for saving time?
• Think 8 hours, work 2 hours.

noNSeNSE cLASS NExT wEEK*!*

DAY-Soft Skills

Professional Ethics

Zoom chat be like

Nonsense train

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COMPETITION

Introduce the company’s main competitors.

• 🏡 larana company
• ⚒️ Wardiere Inc.
• 🏠 Salford & Co.

Arowwai Industries

PAHAM SAHAM

DON’T WORRY TO BE EXACT!!
There is no “right” discount rate for company!!

DISCOUNT RATE

Holiday Illustration

Kefas mau cuti 5 hari…

Tiba-tiba si Bos ada kerjaan mendadak dan minta liburan Kefas diundur tahun depan…

Supaya fair, Kefas minta kompensasi di tahun depan minta jatah cutinya jadi 7 hari…

maka,
5 hari cuti hari ini = 7 hari cuti tahun depan..
Bagi Kefas, ini sama saja / dapat diterima..

kurang-kurang make sense

If it runs, it can display nonsense.

Lebih konservatif lagi,
Liquidation Approach

being betrayed by some ungraded thing that you weren’t being assigned by your team because you’re doing nothing but attending but that’s just because you just have no idea what the heck was going on

one sweater is enough an inconvenience

he made a
REDACTED
so REDACTED
REDACTED even
his REDACTED
REDACTED
him 🥹 🖤 ✔️

apologize to your dishwasher

you don’t just REDACTED someone

DYING RIGHT HERE ISN’T NOT ENCOURAGED

DYING RIGHT HERE IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED
Death on the spot is strictly prohibited
dying on the spot is strictly forbidden

Care for life Do not fun

Altitude hazard
Watch out for falling phones

sploinky :)