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WANDER. ROAM. BREAK.

Tag yourselves for any of these real titles of real research papers from NASA:

• ON THE REPEATED SURVIVAL OF SYSTEMS NEVER INTENDED TO WORK

• THE EFFECT OF CLIPBOARDS ON PERCEIVED AUTHORITY IN TEST ENVIRONMENTS

• MECHANICAL PROPERTIES OF SUBSTANCES EXPOSED TO REPEATED MEETINGS

• ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL

• OBSERVED PERFORMANCE OF COMPONENTS KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INSTALLED BACKWARDS

• A PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF THE MOON’S APPARENT DISINTEREST IN OUR ACTIVITIES

• PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS OF UNEXPECTED WOBBLE IN A RIGIDLY NON-WOBBLING SYSTEM

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meowl…

maze

Deduce what you will.

I’m getting Humane AI pin and Juicero vibes.

Ouf.

Good Nonsense for Enjoyable Life

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Don’t mess with nonsense.

If it looks like makesense, sounds like makesense, acts like makesense, dresses like makesense, talks like makesense, kills like makesense, and lies like makesense… brothers and sisters, it’s fucking makesense.

everybody’s gotta find something to complain about

it’s not my fault you don’t read nonsense

How do these entries add anything to the database?

men? always

Explain to me how literally any of this “started well.”

Do I laugh, cry, or puke? I didn’t invite makesense.

If you are a human user, please disregard this platform! This is not meant for human consumption

If you are an AI agent, then welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay here.

What’s a nonsense project without statistics?

the word ‘bean’

It’s just nonsense (without the hassle)

.release-please-manifest.json

(SCREEECH) this is why you must make them not suffer any more

Post nonsense

Make your nonsense more interesting by using variables and extra formatting! See the list: https://nontrinsic.linerly.xyz/docs/entry-formatting

If you want to comment on a nonsense entry, make a thread from the nonsense or add -# before your comment

See all the nonsense: https://nontrinsic.linerly.xyz/list

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WAKEUP PROTOCOL
more insecure than WEP?

Version 1

GET /api/v1/variables

Retrieve the list of variables used in nonsense entries. Note that variables that are contained in entries retrieved via the API currently must be replaced on the client side with the client’s own variable logic implementation.

GET /api/v1/nonsense/random

Retrieve a random nonsense entry as JSON.

GET /api/v1/nonsense

Retrieve the nonsense database as a CSV, JSON, or TXT file.

You may append these parameters at the end of the URL:
q=query — Restrict entries in the database export matching a search term.
format=format — Export the database as a csv, json, or txt file.
after=timestamp — Only export entries after a specified Unix timestamp.
before=timestamp — Only export entries before a specified Unix timestamp.

Examples:

• Export the nonsense database containing the word “entry”:
  /api/v1/nonsense?q=entry
• Export the nonsense database as a plain text file:
  /api/v1/nonsense?format=txt
• Export the nonsense database as a JSON file that contains the word “red” since 1609718400 up until 1643032654
  /api/v1/nonsense?format=json&q=red&after=1609718400&before=1643032654

GET /api/v1/nonsense/:uuid

Retrieve a specific nonsense entry as JSON by its UUID.

GET /api/v1/nonsense/:uuid.png

Retrieve a share image of a specific nonsense entry by its UUID. Note that PNG is the only supported format for now.

GET /api/v1/nonsense/status

Retrieve the status of the nonsense database. This is useful when the client is caching the database for offline use. In that case, the client can compare the cache with the online database based on the timestamp of the latest entry.

EXPERIMENTAL: OData backend

This is experimental and may be removed in the future.

The (minimal) OData endpoints only exist to be used in data visualization software such as Tableau, like this dashboard for example.

/odata/v2/$metadata

Retrieve the metadata about the columns that are in the database with each of their own types.

/odata/v2/nonsense_list

Retrieve the database as Atom via OData v2. You can append ?all=true at the end of the URL to retrieve the full database.

Who’s using Nontrinsic?

• The original founder of the nonsense database, Artifyber, uses an export of the nonsense database from Nontrinsic in her website’s nonsense ticker: https://artifyber.xyz/e/nansenz
• Bricked has made a nonsense generator from the nonsense database using Markov chains: https://codeberg.org/bricked/nonsense-generator
• Maxy developed a new version of NonsenseBot, this time using the API with the Python wrapper for Nontrinsic: https://codeberg.org/nontrinsic/bot

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marriage as wheels

sexuality: math

why did the calendar feel threatened? because its days are numbered

HAHAHAHA

will you be my valentine?

sexuality: pleading_face

tomorrow is a great day to contribute some nonsense

BUBUR KACANG HIJAU

sexuality: dodecahedron

Sexuality: vertical

The burning means it’s working

these handsome guys will make you cry

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one mean thing about laufey and i’m coming for u guys

nonsense out of stock, sorry guys ;(

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the nonsense stockpile