Who needs Apple Intelligence? It’s not even available on my Mac, and I don’t need it anyway.

Gojubaoiru

I want to fill a box of chickens and add unnecessary hair to the jaws.

In the summer, you can buy ice cream.

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.

While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict….

The next pillow will focus on providing air to the stomach.

Go eat a cat and slap it with a hammer because today is a weekend!

When saying a word over and over again it transforms from a Word into a Sound with Meaning

The Zero-days are Numbered… 😨

british is american with sloppy accent, and much stupider curse words

два плюс два равно пять тыщ

écoutez. vous devez appliquer une chose pour l’evaluation de votre note.

hawk tuah inator 3000

consider: meoww mrrp nyaa~

lets rewrite the linux kernel in holyc

sung sung sung samsung

~1 + ~1 = ~3

yes i would love to share nonsense with my ice cubes :)

“Your computer restarted because of a problem”
Why does the French translation mention “Eiffel tower” and”Mona Lisa”???
Why does the Swedish translation contain “Ikea” and “fish”???
Why does the Japanese translation talk about “anime” and “weebs”???
Why does the Chinese translation randomly just say “rice”???

Idiot the 1st
Idiot the 2nd
Fucking idiot the 3rd
Stupid fucking idiot the 4th
Very stupid fucking idiot the 5th

Year of the Linux desktop
Out now
https://discord.com

so small and yeetable

Magnesium is exciting.

Your computer restarted because of a problem. Press a key or wait a few seconds to continue starting up.

Your computerá restartá because ofá á problemá. Pressá á keyá orá waitá á fewá secondás toá continuá startingá upá.

Bonjour oui ordinateur oui baguette oui croissant oui crêpe oui Eiffel Tower oui escargot oui ratatouille oui Mona Lisa oui Paris

Jag skulle vilja besöka Sverige en dag. Jag skulle besöka deras IKEA och äta Swedish Fish där. Har de Vikings där?

私はアニメを見ません。Anime は迷惑そうに見え、迷惑そうに聞こえます。スターウォーズも見ない。オタク。Weebs.

我每天都討厭吃 Rice 和中國菜。如果我再聽一次 Lo Mein 我會迷失的。

Get your credit cards ready!

Oh man, I lost the same amount of money I saved?!

(OBJECTOPHILIA)

OKAY!
That’s enough.
I’m gonna have to be living in that!



You’re special.

Change the sound input back!
CHANGE THE SOUND INPUT BACK!!!

If Apple is actually serious about privacy, you will ask no questions.

thesgivhsueilrghrg

Please don’t laugh

I can’t actually laugh.
But I can play sound clips that are relevent to my feelings.

Look, I found a way to make some money!

“you have to pay to get this kind of quality entertainment”

no you don’t, just pay when you can

What the hell do you think you’re doing?

🐟

So here is my back story of my memories of cooking salmon on a gas stove. It all began on a cold winter night. Our dad had just left us and our mom was crying over a piece of salmon. She just kept on crying and crying. Me and my sister were getting hungry and tired of our mom for not moving on right away. So we told her to shut up and make us some grub on the old and barely working gas stove, which will be important to this story later. Actually no, it won’t. Forget about it. I don’t want to drag this story on for too long. After several hours of non-stop crying, the power goes out due to it being a very snowy winter night. That’s when me and my sister got super pissed at our mom, because if she had stopped crying several hours ago, we would have had our salmon that would have been cooked on our gas stove. But then a few minutes later the power comes back on, so me telling you that the power went out was kinda pointless. After that, our mom realized that she had been cheating on our dad with someone else better, who still wants her, despite her cheating, so she grew happy again and decided to tackle the salmon with her world famous salmon recipe that had been passed down from our family from generations, from when the first gas stove made to cook salmon was invented. But before she started cooking, she told me that if she ever decided to leave randomly with her lover, that she cheated on dad with, she wanted us to know how to cook salmon on a gas stove so the house would not explode. But before she could tell us anything, our sister insisted that we should watch a movie to lighten the mood first. We had just rented a movie from Blockbuster. Remember when that was a thing? We popped the DVD into our Panasonic DVD player and hit play. It was pretty good. The movie was about a bee. I forgot the title of the movie, but I remember the entire movie script word-by-word. Knowing all of this information is important to cooking salmon on a gas stove, so I will now recite the entire movie script to you. Here I go: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. […]

(where’s the recipe?!)

Actually, I lied. I’m not gonna recite the entire script of this movie because my MacBook Pro can’t handle all of this text. So here’s the recipe.

Ingredients:
1 Salmon
1 Pan
1 Gas Stove

Steps:
1. Put salmon in pan
2. Put pan on stove
3. Turn stove on
4. Cook until done

And there you have it! You mastered the art of cooking salmon on a gas stove. Thank you guys for watching, comment like and subscribe, and I’ll see you guys later. Bye!

What do you think you’re doing?

Please do the right thing: 666-420-6969

Your live stream SUCKS so much! What wrong with your computer ? So much lag…

What do you mean there’s sense? It’s fine. Just ignore it.

when are you going to get hair-cut ?

nuh UH

Make nonsense about anything. Please don’t be rude though!

thats called being open sauce bitch! 🤑
i meant open SOURCE

To make sure nonsense reaches more people, I need to get into the most popular platform market shares. And to do that, I need to invest in… things. And then soon enough, more and more people will be able to experience nonsense at its finest. No one else helped me other than myself in the development of all of this. OK, maybe not in the client you’re using to view this, but it’s everything behind the scenes that’s from me (and many other people who have contributed nonsense). Care to appreciate this more, considering that this is all open?

kid, napping

Nonsense may include weirdness, sense, and absurdity.

what if i get a sugar daddy 🥺

what if i get a dedi