Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.

If Windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?

Someone submit to the AUR. NOW!

when NVIDIA open-sources their drivers: what? the world coming to the end???

It’s super easy! Just press a button and copy-paste a command.

Better to bork a system a mere 15 minutes into the installation process than to bork it after 15 days.

How can you tell if someone is an Arch Linux user? You don’t have to, they are going to tell you.

and they tell you to READ THE MANUAL

www.www.www

www.www.org

Under our clothes we’re all naked.

Nonsense, done right.

When the sense has no sense that nonsense didn’t have sense, thus; nonsense has no sense that it turns sense into nonsense, nonsense into sense, and so on and so forth

Does it make sense that it makes sense that nonsense doesn’t make sense?

Ignorance is bliss is the same as nonsense is clever

Does a Batboy grow up to become a Batman

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, Microwave

Would dragons think we’re cool because we can create water in our mouths

You can divide 100.000.001 by 17

How do I stop myself from asking questions?

How can a person without ears wear glasses

Cuttlefish = not fish
Starfish = not fish
Jellyfish = not fish
Silverfish = not fish
Shellfish = not fish

Seahorse = fish

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What would a vampire do if he is in a mirror maze
He can’t see himself through the mirror and it will be impossible that he will find the exit

Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I can’t see

-Person with eyes closed

If flies could talk, would they call us a walk

Do blind people with guide dogs pick up their dog’s poop

If a glass door says HƧUꟼ, you have to pull to open it

Height depends on how tall you are

I want to send nonsense but I forgot what then nonsense was

Ducks are waterproof chickens

Exercise is more difficult the more you need it

If poison expires, will it be more poisonous or no longer poisonous

If a 9 year old used anti aging cream that makes you 10 years younger, would they disappear

A table is a plate for plates

Every odd number has an “e” in it

I wonder if I’ve ever bought milk from the same cow twice

What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered

Why is a hamburger called hamburger if there is no ham in it

Life is just a hallucination caused by breathing

the word “short” is longer than the word “long”

Why do we need to eat if it’s going to come out anyway

How do you wash water proof clothes

uʍop ǝp!sdn p!ɐs s! ǝƃɐssǝɯ s!ɥʇ

You can drink a drink, but you can’t food a food

River water doesn’t taste good. I once tried it and it tasted like river water

A single spaghetti is called a spaghetto

Ima send all my nonsenses here now

I crush my crush

helo guys today i’m gonna teach you how to be the impostor irl