it’s not 300° 🥶

Cat rice

Oh my god, fake checks

discord

matrix

there’s 2 cats on my chair

my cat wants a banana

what’s that

Ты думаешь мы нет 😠
А мы конечно да 😄

Fun fact: WWW stands for ieopfgkfjkop´ghpokwjfktp´çlphkjnmkdlçlmknhmktfgnvhklpwksrkrlplkdejnklw

not enough comedy awards to award to this funi

ur mom jokes are beyond comedy

royal kuchen

Introducing NonsenseScript

- Insane syntax, almost feels like englishn- Boilerplate-driven (inspired by just another verbose annoyance or j.a.v.a.)n- Blazingly slown- Built for windows phonennHere’s an example of a NonsenseScript program:

GNOME itself tries to be like macOS

🌕

This machine is a server
DO NOT POWER IT DOWN!!!

cringing at the word ‘cringe’

dead nerd

It can take anything between couple of hours up to days, depending on how fast they review it. If they’re feeling particularly funny, they may block it again for some nonsense reasons, who knows. It has been uploaded to the Play Store right before the bot sent the notice, the rest is out of my control.

🍳 The Pan can fix all problems (except usage).

nonsense.mp0

nonsense.wat

a_table = {} -- Creates a new, empty table

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hmmm i feel like we need umm, less letters

Find and install hundreds of apps and games for Linux. Enjoy GIMP, GNU Octave, Spotify, Steam and many more!

Health is not valued until sickness comes.

Eat to live, not live to eat.

🔊 🎶 🦜

Kids (for kids)

you can adjust things easily on the computer but on paper you have to re-draw to adjust

maybe

Trying to draw a user interface on paper precisely with the font and stuff is difficult

#notsponsored

Bold is the boldest that it can get anywhere* else

Why bold is less bold on mobile

i swear they used react for the app that they want when i use svelte smh

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Dumbphone

he’s still here

Galaxy Z Fold 69
Our phone folds.
Once.

Abysmal
Intelligence

omg!! i comitted war crimes against Suriname!! i’m such a lettuce!!

sorry i mashed my keyboard into a potato

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21£ Roblox Card

that feeling when your phone number is gone

Don’t mix your privacy and your ‘private’ stuff.

imagine developing a web app on Windows