How can a person sit and type nonsense like this?

The keyboard is pressing me.

Hello, someone is trying to take my nonsense.

English is the mother of all the information

Waw :O
Our nonsense is back!

Thanks for opening my eye to the disgusting fact that I’m being surrounded by
people 24/7.

please replace “
” with your own word that fits into the sentence

one week, they’re like, “I WANT A
FROM MY
!”

sorry, I am half-bot half-human in here apparently

No, they are not. That nonsense is completely non-existent according to Google.

P is illegal in Indonesia

This is cool, if you type in the letter “b” into Google, the second suggestion for me after I type “b”, is “bokeh video full”, right after the number one suggestion.

Would you rather show me… your private —– , or your search history.

Mix eggs with cement.

I was 7 years old and it was a rainy day.

• Do a happy story.
• YAY!
• I …
• … died.

Hello? Anybody home??

what is 64?

there is one emote for UwU and one for OwO !

“UwU is a chiller version of OwO” - RZ

oh look, 695 messages in this channel, from me!

Cosmos - deadly.
Rosmos - Zedly

I blew a man today.

Why are you trying to eat everything you eat?

His family is watching him do it.

Free, free free free.

FREEFREE
Free Free

I… am… that’s– that’s stupid.

I’m a repository for nonsense.

Hello. It’s me.

whenever I have a nonsense that I think is good, I go here by the link

Nonsense that are out of this world

whenever I have a conference on my phone, the back of the phone is very, very hot

part-time human = werewolf

Be careful, watch your keyboard, you made a msitake.

LOOK!,NONSENSE EVERYWHERE,DRUNK EVERYWHERE!,SMOKIN SEED EVERYWHERE!,LOOK!,YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS GALAXY

Please relax for 20 seconds.

who installed windows vista on my microwave >:(

Help! super tiny text UI !

2+2=5

Hello, everyone! I came here only for nonsense.

I’m so freaking tired of being wrong.

Once, I tried to fix a nonexistent bug

Windows 11 is Microsoft’s most agressive attempt of making people go to Windows 10

“S” is always optional

OMG dragon!

MY LOVELY FRUIT HEART

She went from “flower village” to “Chicken Campus”.

Wait a minute, I’m throwing big water!

well, I heard, he has a really big shyness.

Actually my body’s not tasty. I think I have enter wind, uh, maybe sweet pee? maybe it’s wet lung-lung, or wind sitting disease, uhm- I’ve tried a cool essence to get rid of the heat inside, but I still have cloud essence in my mouth.

She had a marriage contract. She already doesn’t have a price stand, so I said, “different river don’t be like that”. And then she said “I needed the money”, so I said, “don’t rich people difficult”.