I wonder how the universe isn’t lagging with all the physics it has to simulate

hellish helicopters helping helium

got good goose goo

fooling foxes for forkful fossils

enormous entity enters entertainment endlessly

don’t download downgrading dolls

can cancer cancel Candice’s canteen?

be better before bedtime

always allow allergent allocation

If Meta loses, everyone wins.

Welcome back to everyone’s favorite game show, Which Port Will Apple Remove Next!

Australia was created by the new zealand government to hide how crinj they are
All australians are paid actors and kangaroos are actually robots

A chromebook and a calculator are very similar!

• they calculate things
• they have buttons
• they have a screen
• they are as powerful as a real book
  The difference is that the chromebook costs at least 1500 bobux

everyone said :

Google translate so cool

OBJECTION!

walks backwards

Visitor? Visitor?

MR. FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN—

THIS IS WHERE YOU GO BACK HOME TO YOUR NAGGY WIFE AND WHATEVER THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE DOING IS JUST BAD.

Something that doesn’t make any sense is nonsense

whoever thought that using light theme in a dark environment is OK is that it’s not OK

how to ignore someone: ignore and you won’t see anything about or from the person in the timeline ever again

BECOME A SHAREHOLDER TODAY BY SHARING THIS NONSENSE

The first amazon product wasn’t the amazon rainforest 🥶

The first apple product wasn’t an apple 🥶

The first microsoft product wasn’t micro and soft 🥶

If idiots could fly,
would be an airport

Do you want your tea? TAKE IT!

in the name of Visitor

🇧🇷 bom dia
🇮🇩 wat???????? you want to nuke mii???????????
🔥 💣 🇧🇷 💣 🔥

bom dia
portuguese: good morning
indonesian: nuke him

😁

Anything is going to be better than using Google products.

imaginig “you do you”

top 10 reasons why a mars colony is a great idea

1. only the richest people would go

thanks for watching!

I like to play pretend
I am now an airplane
nnnnrrrrrrreeeeeyyyyyyuuuuuhhhhhhhh

A web server is running on this pen!

dymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiller

to produce paper you must use proprietary tools, use sand instead

screens are bloat, use paper instead

🎶 Eh uh eeh eeh x4

men are from mars and women are from venus 🗿

you know when uhhh ummmmm uhmmmmm uhhhh ummmmmmm the uhhmmmmm uhhh the the ummmmmmm

One can tell a lot about a society by the way it raises its young and buries its dead

Thanks for blocking me now none of these can be added to the database ❤️

“Hey that’s a cool drawing!”
“Thanks I didn’t make it”

Bad news: i may have mental issues.
Good news: i didn’t simp on Sunflow yet 😀 👍

I accidentally froze the orange juice

We’re playing everyone’s favorite game this morning — you know it, you love it!
Let’s say the title together: Do I Feel This Way Because of the New Prescription I Just Started Taking or Because I Ran Out of My Other Two Prescriptions!
Here’s a little hint: the winner is not me.