In lieu of flowers, please do a Duolingo lesson.

[ SPEAKING IN A GLOBAL LANGUAGE ]

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i feel sick

faire nggarap

hamburglar

hot nonsense

Say it right, or you’re not coming in.

If you like palaces, you’ve come to the wrong place.

To make an English language, you start with a base of Germanic Anglo-Saxon, mix in a healthy dash of Old Norse, a huge dollop of Norman French, and just a barely detectable hint of Celtic. Trust me, it’ll make all the difference.

Stir it up for hundreds of years until the vowels really start to shift, and then… English.

Food is the god of people.

I assume war

Y’all’dn’t’ve

Erbium coconut

It needs some water man.

Why is my explore page so thirsty?

It’s diabetes to go.

Smokin that americium detector

That guy is supposed to go to war? Boi he has the biggest weakness ever
1 grenade shard to the dome and he’s cooked

If you measured a fifty centiblock wide metre, you will get fifty centiblocks.

Fixed. The Gender Identity section has been deleted.

You can kinda tell what’s real even though they’re vague.

i’m questioning my REDACTED now

Tentukan yaitu sebesar lima belas hari kemudian dilanjutkan hingga kini

en masse or en masse

mehong

pourquoi pas ?

Two or f?

Yes but if you really try, you are fresh cream.

Nintendo? Oui!

Îî
íīÎīì
ėíīÎīìė

Crème fraîche
île de fraîche

Spågyǒēďï

Try the power of X-rays.

Kippy YEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Truly, anything could be happening right now!!!

I bet on losing dogs

i’m sitting here crying

what are your thoughts about spirk (spock x kirk)? :3

i’m so oriented

i’m so disoriented

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That one doesn’t count. I was just reading the teleprompter. You guys are ducked.

little cantaloupe boy

Why do I keep doing this nonsense?

Sources say that Penn State Coach James Franklin has a foot out the door, making him one of a number of coaches hanging on by a— cymbal

Is that a mistake?!?!?!

And finally, thud … cereal.

I swear, if there is trauma just before something good, I will piss off.

Finally, I’m overrated.

Cats are overrated, I will say, as somebody who has a cat, in the sense that however much love you give them, it’s like pouring it into an empty void.

They don’t return it unless it’s convenient for them.