Music tastes like choco

Get a snack at 4 AM.

The reverse finger burr is when a part of the nail sticks out and doesn’t let you rest until it’s removed

🔔 *** Put the pillow on the desk with a long face. Grease 2 inches short and add another leaf on top to cover the two leaves. *** 🔔

• It’s baby food, there’s no way she would put—
• and… orange liqueur.

“As a linux mint user, I can confirm that every time I hear someone cheering about windows, a group of penguins with the logos of the different linux distros appears out of nowhere and pecks the person to death.”

Nonsense is even better with friends!

🎵 Seasoning is everything… 🎶

Ctrl + V does not work, only Ctrl + C works.

python pillow

Upgrading Linux

sorry, I meant that ‘interesting’ is read as ‘int-res-ting’???

Stop telling “I didn’t ask.” If you didn’t ask for it, just ignore it — it is for someone else, or one’s self.

Interestingly, you can switch accounts quickly when you’re sending a message in FluffyChat…

holidays = holy days

Holidays are supposed to be holidays — give someone a break!

The things you have to do should only be done by one’s self. Others should not intefere what one’s is doing. Doing so will likely enhance the way one’s work.

2022 Goals

1. Invest $500 a day
2. Wake up by 2:00 AM
3. Shower three times (a year)
4. Open a circus
2. Permanently move inside the metaverse
7. Become a skin in fortnite

i tried to change my voice using my phone but i accidentally swallowed it

I stabbed myself with a phone accidentally

did not help the wrong little no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

● go, go
● which way
● every way

discount, discount, discount, discount … yes!!

cracking and hacking

pyraleft pyramid pyraright

It takes an instance owner about one minute to add two lines to their NGINX config:log_format post_logs '[$time_local] "$request" $status "$http_user_agent" [$request_body]'; access_log /var/log/nginx/all-your-searx-queries.log post_logs;(note the $request_body)

nomsense

Absolutely no one asking

• Person who live in place that absolutely 0°

idk what im doing

• Number1#4325

the guy with sunglasses laughs and then he says ok and goes in a folder that is in user folder and he finds yellow square saying B but then he dies from lack of oxygen and the user screenshots it and puts on discord and it gets some stars
then the user goes to reddit settings and freezes because the window is broken (its -837438*C outside) the guy realises and goes to incognito and goes in black hole that has a shop
after realising he has no cash he cried and went to watch tv while doing some stuff
police comes to his house and they wave to the guy
everyone on the planet knows that internet is going to be in debug mode so nobody will use it for a few days
the guy goes to check on cookie with magnifier and then he explodes with such power that a whole town would be destroyed but there is a huge shield for the town and then a tornado comes but it skipped the town

Sweatsmile thinking and thinking and thinking until RZ explode, Huh.. WHAT???????

🤯

Insane is Intense

Wait a second wait what??

skeleton froze then his head exloded then he became a nerd
adult nerd
he said ok and put a thumbs up on his post and then he reacted with isforme because he has dementia and thought someone else putted that on his post
then he called 911 in belarus and then government became sad and everyone starred that and they got caught being in love with someone and the government got flushed and then they vomit on a dinosaur that was on fire but there was a guy with neutral face on the dinosaur that is on fire and he congratulates

Meow 🐍

SAO moment

we will we will rock you

while it was ✨ loading ✨

🗺️ 🍃💧

YouTube has over 2 million subscribers per hour.

Cool, I have a headache. I like to dream. I have water. Sundara Wall

Daily Dose of Linerly’s Nonsense ☕

What do you get when you cross a duck with a speedboat? Is it a new text to speech engine, that runs locally, speaks a dozen languages, and sounds just like a hug?

If being cool was illegal, I’d be a criminal.
Not because I’m cool, but because i shot-

almost called emergency but fortunately 52 is not an emergency number

long time no see

how are u drowning, u hage flotie

You definitely don’t need to mine to get nonsense — it is not crypto.

WARNING: Nonsense can get you to be nonsense, too.

Thanks for reaching out to Support! Could you please send the make/model of your computer, your operating system, your browser, the temperature in the room when the error occurred, whether you were standing or seated, your favorite throwback jam, the age of your first—

I don’t like how LanguageTool is not suggesting the one with the em-dash and spaces on both sides.