The Cube Central Certified Nonsense Associate (CCCNA) is a prestigious, tongue-in-cheek certification recognizing mastery in absurd logic, creative chaos, and structured nonsense. Holders of this title demonstrate exceptional skills in thinking outside the cube—often in ways that defy reason but entertain endlessly.

get good at life

Due to rising costs, I’ll be adjusting the prices of my game assets. This helps maintain quality and allows me to continue creating content. There’ll be a 10% price increase, making the new price… well, still $0 I guess. Thank you for understanding.

keep your bottom tucked in

Sway your hips to spin the Hula Hoop®️.

Successfully deactivated your sense.

Above a certain threshold, this is a threat.

due to circumstances beyond my control, i am awake

T’es un champ.

You are a field.

bighen
BIG-TIME HAPPINESS

Internet access will be prohibited from the Internet for fifteen weeks.

OPM lelah

For information on how to apply, check the address given to you below.

Your chicken is not imaginary enough.

NASHVILLE H O T CHICKEN

So let me get this straight:
If I become REDACTED,
YEAH I DID THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Who needs Google Translate when I already have a translator in myself?

I don’t have an ISP

🦆 = 🚫 💸

why be REDACTED when you can be REDACTED? why have one kind when you can have two kinds??? it’s much better!!!

before you can create artificial intelligence, first you must create artificial stupidity

Do you feel like not ever?

it insults you politely

Pelanggan yang terhormat,

Kami informasikan bahwa layanan internet anda saat ini terisolir.
Dimohon untuk melakukan pembayaran tagihan melalui rekening ABC 012345678 atas nama REDACTED.
Agar layanan internet tetap aktif dimohon melakukan pembayaran sebelum tanggal 20 setiap bulannya.

Terimakasih

let’s block Zoom on our network!!!

We brought nonsense to the system

az·KO

really front desk

Nonsense should be understandable by anyone, anywhere

mikrotīkls
little network

hAP hEX

iPad Learning
TRILINGUAL PROGRAM

Who is misero?

tip: silently scream. very loudly.

British research facility

from your trauma into your OC’s trauma

would you rather pay less but have more trauma to compensate or pay more but have little to no trauma at all?

Know nun bout that

World map finder 6

2 + 2 is 2, - 2 that’s 2 quick mafs

who is travisco

Joe-inator 2700

Night definitonality 12tet

CCCNA
Cessna

cccna
cube central certified nonsense associate

this is stupid

To be honest, instead of seeing me as the problem, why not figure out that everyone is being problematic?

so this is why I am terrified of [you know who]

i had an edible