Susan… I’m gay.

I let the good ones go-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

I let the good ones go-o-ooo-o

Absolute fire, absolute honey.

I’m going to need to send you to HR.

employee-of-the-month material

If you can’t convince, confuse.

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Remember, you have an average of 19 hours of decompression time every day.

If it’s any value other than 1, problems are in your future.

Being a human is hard! And this is helpful!!!

One of my favorite lullabies when I was growing up, the old moaning bimbo.

A moaning bimbo? That should do the trick!

Hush little baby don’t say a word, Papa’s gonna buy you a moaning bimbo.

He’s outside riding his bisexual. If it’s nice weather, you want to go out and ride the bisexual, you know?

Autocorrect: Let me help you out, “crackwhores”.

No I think I’m okay. I have 7th and crackwhores.

• Oh I’m happy! The first step is making my new licking arrangments.
• OK, that is too much information.
• Oops. I wrote living.

Easy tiger. Boots!

My grandma is going to dismount me.

Autocorrect knew before her mother did.

Wait… WHAAAAAAAT???

I definitely wrote pressure! Silly phone!

Well I’m heading to bed, make sure & send me anymore wonderful dongs that pop out at ya. night!

Thanks autocorrect!

Oh my eff. Toodalloo.

???? I think your auto text is on.

I need your a–inmyface please.

Well I hope the FBI isn’t tapping your phone, honey.

There is a severe lack of caffeine cocaine in the house. So we need to stop by the gas station.

I’m making them silent on purpose.

OMG, I’m so mad I painted my nips. They looked amazing and then I hit one against my door, and now it’s all messed up.

Yes, I will need you sober.

Oops, stupid auto correct!! Sooner is what I meant.

If you need me sober, let me know. Otherwise I will be there at 5:30.

Love you to prairies.
Peocies
Prices
Peaces
I give up
But never on u
Le fuch u attic chest
Auto correct
I’m drunk

Did you write that with your “smart” phone?

I got promiscuous at work!

Ha! I was pro moistened.

Got probed.

PROMOTED!

Just come home.

Can I sleep at Greg’s tonight? We’re just going to bang.

I’m like $300 short on my MOTTS APPLESAUCE payment due on the 15th.

This phone is going in the trash when I get home! (autocorrect)

TMI Mother! What ever happened to “What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas?” Does Dad know?

OMG is right.

*Planting. I am sure her pants are still on.