Why did the chicken cross the road? To nonsense!

This is a Mac (dare I say): proceeds to show a classic ThinkPad

Selamat bekerja—ya!

computer radar broke and unfixablexable

Twoee, I could’ve been a TV!

P you.

gasp The leaky battery of doom!

女 (woman)

Arigato Money

Apple believes privacy is a fundamental human right, so every Apple product is designed to minimise the collection and use of your data, use on-device processing whenever possible, and provide transparency and control over your information. Your data on this device is also encrypted and will be permanently removed if you reset it to factory settings.

plastic on the floor but it ain’t for me

The word “agentic” is very close to the French word “argentic”, which if I understand correctly would be “money-ful”… so doing anything “agentic” will definitely cost you a lot of money because it is “money-ful”!

No way I’m going to pay just to code. I like to do things manually, even if it means not getting the extra help! (Some help is very useful.)

I need the VPN to internet but I need the internet to downloaded VPN

dream up sheets

dammit, dollar

Take an O, take a colon, rotate the colon 90 degrees (celsius), place the colon on the O and translate that to english

Next time just use the app, even if it’s half-broken.

mmm… SuperCrisp Automation

then had a ménage à trois

Support for old versions may be purchased (at exorbitant rates)

the music for a pregant woman

The Peak of Sleep Music -Sleeping Village-

Autumn Healing Music !!! in the Healing BGM of Bonfire and Guitar, Super Relaxing! Immediate Sleep! Explosion the Quality of Sleep !!!

Japan BGM Improvement Committee

When upgrading from 8.x, please also consider the release notes for 9.0.0.

The issue is repaired!

Music to Prevent from “Depression”

Warning: This app requires user input! Full automation is at your own risk.

Minecraft: Spectral Arrow Edition

upvote upbulb

umop apisdn

Fun fact: the upvote/downvote button on old reddit in r/oneshot are light bulbs

Wait a second… Why are we doing facts now…

Shhhhhh…. Waterfall. Shhhhhh…

Make an investment in these amazing kids.

Paid $7.11 at 7/11 at 7:11 on 7/11

First day online?

Why are my ham and cheese sandwiches stuffed with spaghetti marinara

you can smell the insecurity through the screen

nonsense without mercy

Now you can prompt inject Google Translate!

Machine translation is famously sort of okay.

Use the Looking Glass to find the closest one to you.

Yard Sale!

Our crap could become YOUR crap!

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BRO, THEY GOT REDACTED

Chez Xue which means “house of xue” in French

CAUTION:
Train tracks continue past this point

stop realizing 😭

And then you’re happy for a few years! And then you’re happy for a couple of years!