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NONSENSIFICATION IN PROGRESS

mohon doa restu

More Than Nonsense. A Legacy

Chat to nonsense

im pibble

wash my belly

need 2 fingers in me with a side of reassurance thank you

HRT that makes you a plane

okokokeeusieieowoss

yes—this is 100% your sign to have ✨fun✨

Fun fact: Unity Runtime can now help you open a calculator app. This is call an arbitrary execution.

Did you hear that the bad guy from the Power Puff Girls is starting a karate studio with that four-time Olympic medalist? It’s the Mojo Jojo Flo-Jo Dojo.

I must make sense on nonsense. How ironic.

Be a STANDARD

La femme du futur

Only REDACTED with outstanding quality has this name.

Gâteau au fromage (le meilleur)

guis

My Life as a Zucchini

If you want to support the project, feel free to submit your own nonsense yesterday.

Eau d’eau

We are in dire need of content to add.

(2/5/25) This date is unrelated to the content shown below

Is this the nonsense you’ve been looking for?

A free press is a cornerstone of a healthy democracy

// TODO: Nothing

Apply non to sense.

Jank is a feature. Embrace it.

In the future, you will embrace jank and you’ll be happy.

don’t let your dreams be memes

There is no irony, because we do no such thing.

dīng !

IT’S A TOOL. LLMs ARE A TOOL. NONSENSE IS ALSO A TOOL.

It was a conscious decision to have the bulk of the platform written by an LLM for that delicious twist and irony. Albeit it with me (the steward) at the helm, steering the overall tone and direction.

Nonsense should not require a Kubernetes cluster to display entries.

Why isn’t my nonsense showing up on the platform?

Ah yes.

Technical Reasons:

• You didn’t use the web app to submit them yourself
• The steward is sleeping (highly likely)
• Our top contributor is having a life outside of nonsensing (shocking, we know)
• Still on backlog waiting to be submitted in batches

If your submission truly deserves recognition in the pantheon of spectacular nonsense, don’t despair! Keep checking back—we’re working through our backlog with all the speed and efficiency of a spaceship traveling through an entire galaxy (duh, because this is the nonsense galaxy).

How can I avoid becoming a nonsensee?

Excellent question! Here’s our foolproof guide to avoiding nonsensation:

Do:

• Test your nonsense in safe environements before submitting
• Check grammar and spelling mistakes instead of assuming they’re just “suggestions”
• Consider asking humans for nonsense that contains empathy, creativity, or basic nonsense
• Ask “What’s the worst that could happen?” and then actually think about the answer
• Remember that “spamming” shouldn’t apply to critical infrastructure - or anything for that matter!

Don’t:

• Replace entire nonsensers with chatbots without testing them first
• Trust AI-generated nonsense for actual nonsense
• Use AI image generators to accompany nonsense
• Give AI systems production database access without supervision (yes, this includes the nonsense database)
• Suggest that ChatGPT can replace nonsensers during contributor churns

Most importantly: If you find yourself saying “The AI knows what it’s doing,” stop immediately and consider whether you actually know what the AI is doing.

Can I use the entries from this platform? Do I need permission?

The answer is: Absolutely, yes! Please, take our entries and use it however you like. How on earth would we stop you anyway? We’re just a humble platform collecting humanity’s most creative text entries, not a trillion-dollar tech conglomerate with an army of lawyers.

In fact, we’ve made it absurdly easy for you to “borrow” our database. You’ll find the CSV dump at /api/getNonsenseDatabase.

So go forth and use our database! Train your models on it, analyse it, quote it, remix it, or just enjoy reading about humanity’s ongoing relationship with nonsense. After all, if the nonsense help even one AI system understand why humans probably shouldn’t be trusted with powerful technology, we’ll consider our mission accomplished. Just remember where you found it, and maybe send us a postcard if your AI becomes nonsense more than humans.

Do link back to us if you’re feeling generous, and maybe mention that the nonsense came from actual human beings who really did have nonsense (as opposed to being hallucinated by an AI, though at this point, who can tell the difference?).

Legal note: Our nonsense is available under the CC0 license.

Wait, someone is actually asking for permission to [our database] from the internet? How refreshingly quaint!

Nothing says ‘we take AI [absurdity] seriously’ quite like releasing a chatbot trained on [this nonsense database] and calling it a ‘breakthrough in human-AI [pondering].’

nonsense trained for maximum contradiction

We believe in:

• Reading the documentation (shocking, we know)

The nonsense we feature is real—tragically, hilariously real. Our submissions, however, is seasoned with enough sarcasm to preserve it for future generations.

Is this real or satire? Yes.

Our approach to [nonsense] is refreshingly simple:

• Step 1: Identify successful existing concept
• Step 2: Add “REDACTED” to the thing
• Step 3: Claim it’s “transformative” and completely different
• Step 4: Hope nobody notices or cares

It’s not the robot’s fault when humans program it to optimize for engagement and it accidentally optimizes for the apocalypse.

You know what this [the nonsense database] needs? Less testing, more ambition, and definitely no safety protocols!

Scaling Nonsense with Human Learning

The Great Database Migration of 2025

you can submit your paranoid delusions here