To love those who love you in return is easy: the true test is to love hundreds of Microsoft lawyers.

I had to work with glass to collect 15 acres of broken glass

Layar nara sumber goyang goyang

nonsense has subtext, if you know where to look

votre argent en danger

Today you ignore me because I’m potato. One day I’ll be french fries, and you’ll crave for me.

You sir go on my “top 10 funniest of this week” board for being such an amazing and funny goof ball with your […] opinions

you wouldn’t believe how easy it is to mislead teenagers on social media

they want to be mislead

I like, have never said the n word online

except for nice or no

The lower you go, the more amusing it gets… just kidding. You’ll only go insane.

Slick REDACTED, Complicated Ethics

Unless you have taken a bite out of a bad tortilla or pita wrap, please refrain from using “bad wrap”. It’s not palatable.

Have you seen? Have you heard? What’s your take on? Can you believe? OMG that post. Read that story yet? Seen that video? Finish the second season yet? So much FOMO. We’d rather celebrate JOMO — the Joy of Missing Out. Life’s better when you’re missing the stuff that doesn’t matter anyway.

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Read the room.

At the very minimum, stop promoting [make sense].

are we past peak nonsense

why is it always Alex Mullner

any artist reflects their trauma and pain into creation

you can associate nonsense with anything but you will not be able to dissociate nonsense in itself

anyone have a collection of posts in the genre of “puppy needs to get her life in order” and “mommy should seek employment”?

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Calculate the viscosity of genderfluid at 30°C

really makes you twink

there’s so much ✨ trauma ✨ in my life

the idea is to have a ✨ wireless fridge ✨

i just associate you with the bleeep

hm why is almost EVERYBODY experiencing madly-in-love-but-don’t-want-to-date state

if midas asked me ‘hey i want everything i touch turn into gold’ i wont give him some ironic consequence like his loved ones turn into gold statues or whatever
ill be like “okay, your skin turned to gold. clothes too. your blood’s gold too. and you’re suffocating to death because the air you breathe in is now solid gold”

Too bad. Waluigi Time.

Yes procrastination is part of the process, trust

did you make a nuclear reactor already

Each of you shine like a galaxy in the deep, dark beauty of space.

do you ever think about how the international standards organization is a file extension

well I guess it’s lost in my inbox now haha

yes I too love hugging ppl to death

yes is a yes

oh wait nevermind it translated “pluh” to “porno” lll

SYCOPHANTS MAKE YOU DUMB(R)

Maybe being constantly surrounded by yes-people is bad for one’s cognitive abilities.

Life is much better when you don’t cause panic, joblessness, and force a large number of unemployed people to start a revolution.

Ziggy Zezsyazeoviennazabrizkie <3

Never impugn the integrity of a dedicated journalist.

Think 5x, not 5%

JE SUIS LIBRE !!!!!!!111

HELP YOUR DAILY ACTIVITIES

Nonsense has its shape.

dan tolong di note : saya tidak merasa tersakiti seujung kuku pun

then again: nothing is the end of the world