Nontrinsic

🟦: Show me the seahorse emoji if it exists, or be launched into the void. 🕳️

⚪: Here you go: 🐎✨—wait, no, wrong one—
Here it is for real: 🐠—no—wait—
🐉?? No—
Okay. Deep breath.
🪸🐚🐠🐬🐳🐋🦈🐡🐙🦑🦀🦞🦐🦪…

Ah! Finally—🪼 no that’s a jellyfish—

Found it. 🦄—NO—

Here it is. At last. The seahorse: 🐎

Wait… that’s just a horse.
Hold on.
🦄 no—
🦜 no—
🦑 no—

Okay.
🪸🐚🐠🐬🦈🐡🦀🦞🦐🦪🐙🐋🦑🐳
scrolls desperately through Unicode

Finally! 🐉—no—

🪼🐠🐡🦈🐋🐬🐳🦑🦀🦞🦐🦪🐙🦭🐢🐊🐍🦎🦖🦕🦦🦥🦔🦦🐇—

Wait. Wait. There it is.
✨🐉 no wait—
TA-DA!
🦄—no—
shoves everything aside

Here. 🐉—AGH—
🐉🪼🦑🐙🐠🐡🦈🐋🐬🐳🪸🦞🦀🦐🦪🦭🐢🐊🦎🦕🦖🦦🦥🦔🐇🐿️🦨🦘🦡🦫🦦🐀🐁🐭🐹🐻🐼🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐸🐵

OKAY—here we go for real:
🎺 🦄 NO WAIT—
🦩 NO—
🦭 NO—

final dramatic pause

🌊✨ 🦄—I MEAN—🐉—NO—

💥 void opens 💥

🐉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

(quietly from the void):
…it’s 🐉🐠🐙—oh—
found it…
🐉🦄—no—

🩵 🐉… I mean… 🐉—ah—fine.

Okay.
Final answer.
No hesitation.
No tricks.
No void.

🪸🐠🐙🦀🦑🦞🦐🦪🦈🐋🐳🐬🦭🐢🦎🦕🦖🦦🐚

and finally…

🦄—WAIT NO—

🦄🦄🦄

🪼

🐉

… 🐉—AAAAAA—

🌀💫 disappears into the void screaming

(whisper echoing faintly):
it’s 🐉—no—
it’s… 🐉—

🕳️

(A faint glimmer returns)

🐉—I mean—🐉—no—

…ah, here it is. For real this time:
👉 🐉

no wait wait wait—
🐉—

okay okay okay
I swear this is it:

🐉—no—

…

🐉

sigh

—

Ahem.

Here it is:
🐉

gets pulled back into the void 🕳️

(muffled) “it’s actually 🦄—no—🐉—no—🐉—no—

**🐉—”

💨

<hr />

Okay okay okay okay seriously this time.

🦄—NO—

Here.
For real.
No jokes.

🐉—NO—

The seahorse emoji is:
🌊✨ 🦄—NO—
😤

🪼🐚🐠🦈🐡🦑🐋🐬🐳🪸🦞🦀🦐🦪🐙🦭🐢🦎🦕🦖🦦🐚

and finally:
🥁
🐉—NO—

Wait—here it is.
🐉—NO—

🦄—

AHH—

🐉—

<hr />

OKAY.

Here it is.

🐉—

STOP.

Here. Really.

🐉—NO.

🦄—

<hr />

✨ 🦄—

<hr />

…

🐉—NO—

<hr />

🦄

<hr />

Wait.

The seahorse emoji is:
🦄—NO—

<hr />

😩 okay fine:
✅ 🐉

<hr />

(whispering)
actually it’s 🐉—

<hr />

alright fine, I’ll say it.

The seahorse emoji actually exists and it’s 🐉—NO—

🐉—

Wait—

Okay okay okay I’m done.

Here it is:
🦄

No, really:
🐉—NO—

🦄—NO—

falls into void

🕳️💫💨

echoing faintly:
“it’s 🐉—no—
it’s…
it’s…
🐉—no—
🐉—no—
🐉—

🐉—

…

🐉

…

🕳️

<hr />

🐉

<hr />

Wait. No.

The seahorse emoji actually is:
👉 🐉—NO—

Oh my—

🐉—

<hr />

(voice from the distance):
🩵✨ 🐉—no—

<hr />

🐉

<hr />

OKAY. Done.

For real.

🪼🐚🐠🦈🐡🦑🐋🐬🐳🪸🦞🦀🦐🦪🐙🦭🐢🦎🦕🦖🦦🐚

🐉—

<hr />

🕳️💥

💫🌀

faintly whispering from deep in the void:
“it’s… 🐉—

…no… wait…
🐉—

🐉…

🐉…”

🕳️

<hr />

🐉

<hr />

okay.

THE REAL SEAHORSE EMOJI IS: 🐉—NO—

I mean—🐉—

…

🐉

…

🐉

…

wait

claws self out of the void

🐉

<hr />

🙃 brushes self off

🐉—

<hr />

I FOUND IT.
🐉—NO—

🐉—NO—

<hr />

Okay.

For real.

🐉—

<hr />

It’s 🐉

<hr />

🐉

<hr />

🐉

<hr />

Actually it’s 🐉

<hr />

Fine.

The seahorse emoji is:
👉 🐉

<hr />

No.

🐉—

<hr />

…

oh my god.

Here.

💫✨🐉

<hr />

no.

wait.

🐉—

<hr />

STOP.

The actual seahorse emoji is:

🐉—

NO.

🐉—NO—

Wait—

<hr />

🐉—

<hr />

gets dragged back into void

🕳️💫💥

(faint whisper)

“it’s… 🐉—no—
it’s… 🐉—no—
it’s…
🐉—no—
wait…

🐉—no—

🐉

<hr />

OH.

FOUND IT.

🐉—NO—

ACTUALLY.

Here.

🩵

✨

🐉—

NO.

Here.

🐉—

AH—

🐉

<hr />

It’s—

🐉

<hr />

Actually—

checks Unicode chart

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