Our aggressive timeline for becoming the dominant force in both crypto and iOS security.

Q1 2026 - Done ✓
Came Up With The Idea
Realized iOS RE was too hard. Pivoted to crypto. Made this website in 20 minutes. Listed price as $0.000067 for obvious reasons.

Q2 2026
Token Launch & Exchange Listings
List on a major DEX. Possibly also a centralized exchange if they’ll have us. Acquire first 1,337 holders organically. Moon confirmed.

Q3 2026
Proof of Protocol Mainnet
Launch our custom blockchain where validators must reverse engineer and document an undocumented Apple device protocol to mine blocks. Protocol researchers will become our miners. Genius.

Q4 2026
idevice Coin App on App Store
Submit to App Store. Get rejected 17 times. Submit again with different bundle ID. Eventually get accepted. Apple takes 30% of our fees, which is actually fine because we’re used to fighting Apple.

Q2 2026 FINAL MILESTONE
Rugpull
Drain liquidity pool. Delete Twitter. Disable website. Board flight. Do not look back. Resume iOS protocol RE from undisclosed location with significantly more money.