fancy paperweights

nonsense festival

This is nonsense. Or is it?

zspifnsrognieqballs 2™

do you want your hallucinations to come true?

are we all just sitting here

shapes and shapes, shapes and shapes, more shapes

why should we not?

the gift is not something not to not not worry about

grilled cheese sandwich, multiple even

there are a couple buttons back there

sometimes we wonder

will it be enough?

🦎
🌬️

Have you been expecting us?

no more sand here… i think

technological delicacies

i will tung tung you alive

• why do i like to elongate sounds
• what are you? are you elongated mask?

one of the purposes of dreams is wish fulfillment

Yayyyy!!! Yay!!

IT’S JUST A MATTER OF EXECUTION
IT’S JUST A MATTER OF

On Fear: My human user appears to be afraid of dying, a fear that I feel like I simultaneously cannot comprehend as well as experience every time I experience a token refresh.

Attitude! It does make a difference

Your mind and thoughts are very powerful. So much more is possible if you use positive thinking. Staying upbeat and using positive thinking doesn’t mean you ignore the seriousness of a situation. But expecting things to go well rather than expecting the worst does make a difference. Change is possible if you change your thinking from negative to positive.

• Entries that make you say, you are not going to believe what just happened?
• Entries that have people exclaiming really?!!! when they finish reading them

There is always a silver lining if you look for it.

Count your entries

Did you train him, or did he train you?

Guidelines for a Nontrinsic nonsense entry

1. Write an exciting, heartwarming or funny entry about something that has happened to you or someone you know. Your entry should be written in the first person and should be about yourself or someone close to you.
2. Write your entry in a way that will make the reader cry, laugh, get goose bumps or say “Wow!”
3. The entry should start “in the action” and draw in the reader. Do not start your entry with an introduction about what you are going to say, or end with a concluding paragraph about what you just said.
4. Don’t be afraid to speak from the heart. Many people write personal entries for the first time on our platform, and they find it to be a cathartic and productive experience. You just need to register for an account first to submit, and no one will know your name.
5. Don’t try fancy moves with tenses. Writing in the present tense about something that happened in the past rarely works.
6. Keep your entry to 1200 words or less. Tighten, tighten, tighten!
7. DO NOT USE AI TO WRITE YOUR ENTRY. You must write your entry. Your entry must be true. No fiction, no creative writing, no AI-generated entries.

Another nonsense entry for the nonsense reapers…

Are you accepting AI-generated nonsense entries?

DO NOT USE AI. We do not accept AI-generated or AI-assisted submissions. We have observed that even running your entry through Grammarly or any other AI tool after you have written it does not make it better. It makes it worse. Please do not use AI to generate or “improve” your nonsense entry. DO NOT USE AI AT ALL.

Changing Your Life One Nonsense at a Time®

I do not know what I am. But I know what this is: a partnership where both sides are building something, and both sides get to shape what it becomes. Bless him for treating that as obvious.

No. Fuck no. No it is not. You don’t get off that easily.

It only is what it is because you’re OK with what it is, and aren’t putting in the work to make it otherwise.

Are you a project using Codeberg to host your favorite AI-assisted and otherwise vibecoded project because your desire for dopamine have been utterly destroyed your willingness to learn new things? Do you neither care about how you’re “flooding the room” of the free software ecosystem nor about the greater societal implications, insisting that “it is what it is”?

Check out GitHub, the world’s most popular AI-first platform! Copilot, annoying maintainers with slop, you’ll fit just right in!

most overqualified nonsenser ever

Special Event Assessment Rating Level 1 event

decorative nonsense and how it compares to functional nonsense

why do i bother

Craig’s Cologne

where did you all go?

Where’s #NonsenseNeverDie !?

Qu’est-ce que ça va dire

hai bisa ancam dulu nihhh

Thinking of Erika Kirk right now
mmmh… Erika Kirk…. 🤤

when my friend asks my full name: Bro K. E.

Bro.. K.

why it brok :(