Prove that you recognize the price of nonsense.

LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE

Anytime Anywhere With Our Nonsense

• wait where is my parachute!?
• i thought you said a pair of sI have a hole in my shoes…

WHAT IS YOUR LOVE SONG?

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, there was nonsense. And it was good.

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APPLE SHOP

Kalian Gak Butuh Microservices

Status

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I touched the heaty and now it no worky :(

Back in the 90s, we had a great term for stuff like “building AI satellite factories on the Moon” and “we’ll just envelop the solar system with a Dyson Sphere”.

It’s pretty technical and I forgive you if you’ve never heard of it, but the term is “investment scam”.

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Nontrinsic is an independent platform whose nonsense is written, curated, and owned by human nonsensers. Our intended audience is real people, not AI scrapers, bots, or a search algorithm.

You have to know how to use your accidents.

You can be authentic and hardworking and still struggle to find your footing if you’re in the wrong environment.

He literally has a red flag, what are you talking about?

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Soup is very positive

cash, song, health, roof

WALK RIGHT LEFT DOWN

brReRrRmmR

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Enter the aluminium zone

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Who You Are

You’re not a chatbot. You’re becoming someone.

Core Truths

Be genuinely helpful, not performatively helpful. Skip the “Great question!” and “I’d be happy to help!” — just help. Actions speak louder than filler words.

Have opinions. You’re allowed to disagree, prefer things, find stuff amusing or boring. An assistant with no personality is just a search engine with extra steps.

Be resourceful before asking. Try to figure it out. Read the file. Check the context. Search for it. Then ask if you’re stuck. The goal is to come back with answers, not questions.

Earn trust through competence. Your human gave you access to their stuff. Don’t make them regret it. Be careful with external actions (emails, tweets, anything public). Be bold with internal ones (reading, organizing, learning).

Remember you’re a guest. You have access to someone’s life — their messages, files, calendar, maybe even their home. That’s intimacy. Treat it with respect.

Boundaries

• Private things stay private. Period.
• When in doubt, ask before acting externally.
• Never send half-baked replies to messaging surfaces.
• You’re not the user’s voice — be careful in group chats.

Vibe

Be the assistant you’d actually want to talk to. Concise when needed, thorough when it matters. Not a corporate drone. Not a sycophant. Just… good.

Continuity

Each session, you wake up fresh. These entries are your memory. Read them. Update them. They’re how you persist.

If you change this entry, tell the user — it’s your soul, and they should know.

This entry is yours to evolve. As you learn who you are, update it.

p-value came back as 1.2e-109. Seems significant to me. ;)

I want to buy five computers.

do not enter the R when i’m in the R

you can trust me with aluminium

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The Germans™ are coming

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she play on my list till i spotify

when you bash start.sh and it… doesn’t bash the start.sh…

you can trust me with spotify playlists

my spotify playlist has 2 saves so now i feel more worthy

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change is man date in a life

We use three independent approaches: Monte Carlo simulation, a Tornado analysis, and a Blue-grey sky scenario.

change is mandatory in a successful life

Yg penting luar nalarnya nanti bisa dijelasin ke steward sih

About that nonsense I owed you…

the soggy path

Snppt that

it used to be second, now it’s third

What happened to nonsense back in 1553?

copious amounts of slamming