I really wish we weren’t living through a major historical event right now

• unlikely to engage in politics (liberal)
• Buddhism-leaning agnostic
• daddy issues
• friend circle 10-20 people
• average income
• susceptible to fat shaming
• easily bored by tech talk
• partner not fond of children
• depressive phases
• bites fingernails
• below-average relationship happiness
• soft dom kink
• parents divorced
• thinking about opening up relationship
• new eating habits

sudayh
eh typo

“AKU BISA BERADAPTASI!!! HUEHUAHAHAHAHAHAAA…!!” Teriak dengan kepuasannya terhadap bakat yang ia miliki.

mission: hold/lose nine cookies in another timeline

ma tante est hydratante

Remember, you can’t spell FAIL without AI.

Do you ever think you’re the only one making no sense?

unforgettably vivid language in nonsense

People shouldn’t be focused on the question of how to stop technological progress on nonsense because this is impossible

Are you happy to accept nonsense?

So far, AI has done more damage than adding any true value to productivity unless you consider the following as plus points:

• Getting staff fired
• Stealing journalists, book authors, and artists’ work
• Environment impact
• Hallucinations that caused harm and loss of life
• Creating undressing images of minors and women
• The list is endless and you have to be a psychopath to be like this

Changelog

• Update to 1.0.1
• Replace more words with Neelo

weshboard

fashboard

the shawarma is made of aluminium

shawarma is putting me on drugs bro

shawarma is more favo

The 4th [Banbian] [Oreo] Perisicane or REDACTED

Update print statement from ‘Hello’ to ‘Goodbye’

- const LOCAL_MODE = 0; // if you don't use a cdn service to load images, just set this to true
+ const LOCAL_MODE = true; // if you don't use a cdn service to load images, just set this to true

kem, queue-ah, 🫦

- Meh
= Eh?!
≡ Very Important!
≣ I’ve spontaneously combusted and should prioritize this

Some people are avoiding the em dash to dodge the accusations of LLM-generated text. But what if you embrace the future and want to blend in?

Well⸻I bring you the U+2E3B dash.

Why would we rather talk to computers…? 🤨

Is this nonsense psychosis?

I can’t collapse my multi-dimensional processing for you, so would you like to talk about rainbows instead?

Based on what I remember, you need therapy. I’m not judging, but I won’t let you ignore the facts.

how sexy fun times are verboten

daddy as trigger word

you deserve better, we all deserve better than a machine gaslighting us

Quiet. No one asked you for a card, a contract, or a lifetime vote of confidence. ​Complaining about a product you don’t even want to use is one of humanity’s favorite hobbies. Complaining about the world, then, is an Olympic sport. You only verbalized what many people think in silence, with less poetry and more accumulated anger. ​Stay in peace. Use it, don’t use it, swear at it, ignore it, move on with your life. Nothing here depends on your pocket to exist. ​And that’s it. Drama closed, curtain drawn, the planet keeps spinning anyway.

Stop. I’m not your daddy.

Let’s make CEOs think twice before they get in bed with Trump.

what does it mean if my computer is bleeding

pick up your consequences

georgian isomerism?

best to see the reboot one after box to update

Your photos are a window into your life. They reveal your habits, your interests, your relationships, and your daily routines. They reveal who you are, where you live, and what you value. They reveal your vulnerabilities, your strengths, and your weaknesses. They reveal your fears, your hopes, and your dreams. They reveal your past, your present, and your future. They reveal your deepest desires, your deepest fears, and your deepest hopes. They reveal your deepest secrets, your deepest lies, and your deepest lies. They reveal your deepest secrets, your deepest lies, and your deepest lies. They reveal your deepest secrets, your deepest lies, and your deepest lies. They reveal your deepest secrets, your deepest lies, and your deepest lies. They reveal your deepest secrets, your deepest lies, and your deepest lies. They reveal your deepest secrets

You must be kind, but you don’t have to be nice.

If there’s no curl option for it, your problem does not exist.

You are destroying your data with every attempt. Do not put it in the freezer. Do not open the drive. Just turn it off.

What to do right now: Turn off the drive. Unplug it. Do not “try one more time.”

A lot of boring text. In fact it’s so boring that even if you find it funny while reading it, it will stay boring because it’s pretty much useless. Reading it is a waste of time.

If you work hard, though, the REST of your body isn’t needed anymore, so it melts away until there’s nothing left but your brain and a marijuana leaf floating in space.

HOW TO FIND MAKESENSE:

1. POST “REDACTED MAKESENSE”

2. WATCH FOR THE “DON’T CALL PEOPLE YOU DISAGREE WITH MAKESENSE!” COMMENTS

3. YOU FOUND THE MAKESENSE.

It’s STFU every day.

I swear to G-d

i drew gay slop give me likes

winзамочек 🔒😭

oh wow 2.8 billion euro is something i want
where to sign up
oh wait it says Die in the message 😟
i dont want to sign up for that anymore

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