Never assume common sense is common.
19535 Nonsense-Einträge wurden der Datenbank bereits hinzugefügt!
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am 13. April 2022 um 12:19 hinzugefügt
teilenand then- and then you- and then you open- and then you open a- and then you open a location- and then you open a location like (insert OSM way here), and then- and then the- and then the pain- and then the pain the pain- and then you realize the brain surgery had no effect, the pain the pain omigodomigodomigodomigod the pain the pain, i’ve only been awake 48 hours without a break, my first caffeine in years, it’s only a map, why am i shaking so- maybe i am not seeing right, i close my eyes, eyes closed click … hello? is anyone out there??? is this qa purgatory? SNAP eyelids stronger than multiple layers gaffer tape carefully applied and welded to skin- mebbe if i stare at it, it will go away. show it who is the dominant canine in this doghouse.
eyes watering. NO BLINKING. the tears come. sobbing, heaving, weeping, wailing, moaning, gnashing of teeth. I AM AN EDITOR. I AM STRONG. I AM NOT A LOONY. i can fix this. i can. i can. can i? the uncertainty. is this art? is this sleep deprivation? this is a masterpiece. i am hearing visions and seeing voices. iinn sstteerreeoo. with reverberberberberb. all hail the mapper. learn to love the mapper. we are all the mapper. we are here to serve the map. no. i cannot. i close the tab and go somewhere else. i have failed. i am no longer a mapper. RIP.
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am 13. April 2022 um 12:18 hinzugefügt
teilendo add things you see
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am 13. April 2022 um 12:06 hinzugefügt
teilen“Im typing a message right now but it is not intended for anyone. If you are reading this then it is by mistake, perhaps I hit the “enter” key accidentally while typing. If that is the case, then that is unfortunate for me. Im only typing this to make it look like im typing something, but after a while i will delete this and reply with “OK”. yeah thats pretty much whats happening right now. What else can I say? I’m not sure. I could say anything really. Is this even making any sense? I dunno. Yes XL-OTL, I’m typing an entire essay about typing and also writing the bible 2. How long am I going to continue typing for? I don’t even know! I don’t know when to stop. I can’t stop. I will keep typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing, without stopping. I’m not even thinking about what I’m writing anymore, I’m just typing. It doesn’t have to be valid sentences, either. I could literally just type random letters asdkjfhgakjsdhflashjdgkfajsdfgkasdghlfakjhgskajhsdfgfkajhsgdfkjahsgdfkjahsgdf there I just did that let me type some more random letters zxcnbmvzxmncbvzmnxbcvzmnxbcvzmnxbcvahjsfdghjagsdfasgjdfhagfsdqtyruweqwuyetrquywterquywter that should do it I’m still typing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafafsefjgasejkhfgaksjehgaaef maybe I should copy this message after I’m done for posterity”
- Mathias Elgaard
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am 13. April 2022 um 11:53 hinzugefügt
teilenThe maximum average is a straight line start to end.
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am 13. April 2022 um 03:28 hinzugefügt
teilenJALLAJALALOUHOU
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am 12. April 2022 um 14:27 hinzugefügt
teilenNonsense welcomes everyone, but makesense only welcomes the ones with top merit, and their lives aren’t even that great considering the fact that they have such a little amount of members compared to us.
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am 12. April 2022 um 13:35 hinzugefügt
teilenEvery non leap year we are 6 hours late than the previous one.
So we should change our times to be six hours earlier
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am 12. April 2022 um 13:31 hinzugefügt
teilenVisitor will never know the nonsense.
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am 12. April 2022 um 11:53 hinzugefügt
teilenIt’s the nonsense, Visitor. It’s the nonsense that drives us. It’s the nonsense that brought you here. You read the nonsense, just as I did.
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am 12. April 2022 um 11:52 hinzugefügt
teilenHow would you rate this bot on a scale from 3 to 20?
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am 12. April 2022 um 11:19 hinzugefügt
teilenlet’s get jacked virtually
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am 12. April 2022 um 11:06 hinzugefügt
teilenLet’s say I was a bird — I’ve been a bird for a while now. I have never flown or seen another bird or any evidence of god. The rapture has never happened. I am a bird in a cage. I have never been a bird, but I am a bird.
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am 12. April 2022 um 06:16 hinzugefügt
teilende tro it be come huma. ..n….
real - Number1#4325
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am 11. April 2022 um 16:16 hinzugefügt
teilenREAD THIS BEFORE REQUESTING MORE NONSENSE
If you have notice while requesting nonsense a few times, the bot may not give you nonsense: the bot may occasionally down, usually for about ~5 minutes before returning back online. If that’s the case, simply wait until the bot is online, and you can request for more nonsense.
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am 10. April 2022 um 15:27 hinzugefügt
teilenThe least requirement you possibly need is nothing but a system that can run notepad
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am 10. April 2022 um 15:16 hinzugefügt
teilenREQUIREMENTS FOR VIEWING NONSENSE
● A device, such as a phone or laptop
● Internet access
● A supported client to view nonsense
● An account to view nonsense
REQUIREMENTS FOR MAKING NONSENSE
● [all the above]
● Another device, if necessary
● Internet access with at least 1 MB/s of download speed, and 512 KB/s of upload speed
● Web browser
● Metasearch engine (for finding nonsense sources; a regular search engine is also fine)
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am 10. April 2022 um 15:11 hinzugefügt
teilen🗨️ 🐢
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am 10. April 2022 um 14:31 hinzugefügt
teilen300+ GB of fast storage, 24 GB of memory, and a quad-core processor for the entire planet.
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am 10. April 2022 um 13:57 hinzugefügt
teilenQuestion: How do you use Sushi?
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am 10. April 2022 um 13:35 hinzugefügt
teilenI am answering the answer you expect, so expect my expected answers for your command asking for expected answers
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am 10. April 2022 um 12:55 hinzugefügt
teilenDessert has two s’s because you always want more.
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am 10. April 2022 um 12:45 hinzugefügt
teilenQ: Let me know the English equivalent of “bruh”
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am 10. April 2022 um 12:10 hinzugefügt
teilenAnd you made it even more nonsense by considering the fact that 13+ means you need to be 14
I mean yeah it’s confusing
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am 10. April 2022 um 11:53 hinzugefügt
teilenThere’s 13+ Film. I am 7 Years old and my brother is 6 Years old, 7+6=13, So i can watch the film with my brother 😃
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am 10. April 2022 um 11:48 hinzugefügt
teilenDessert has two s’s because you always want more. Or, you can think of the two s’s in dessert to stand for sweet stuff.
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am 10. April 2022 um 09:51 hinzugefügt
teilenTomorrow is another day.
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am 10. April 2022 um 09:49 hinzugefügt
teilenYour next computer isn’t a computer.
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am 10. April 2022 um 01:16 hinzugefügt
teilenIt’s just nonsense, Visitor.
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am 10. April 2022 um 01:06 hinzugefügt
teilenIt was… ✨ complicated ✨
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am 10. April 2022 um 01:02 hinzugefügt
teilenIf I get an ad about Chrome on YouTube, does that count as self-advertising?
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am 10. April 2022 um 00:16 hinzugefügt
teilenlol, imagine not being Visitor
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am 9. April 2022 um 18:47 hinzugefügt
teilenbadly translated
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am 9. April 2022 um 14:26 hinzugefügt
teilen🎵 One cycle, half-turn, removes dead skin cells and impurities, swirls on face, rinses 🌊 — multi-vitamin! 🎵
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am 9. April 2022 um 14:26 hinzugefügt
teilen“The mighty mosquito.”
“Causing the golden duck to explode with the energy of half a ton of TNT.”
“However gold is very dense, about 20 times denser than a duck.”
“That’s Mount Everest, in a cup of coffee.”
- Kurzgesagt
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am 9. April 2022 um 14:12 hinzugefügt
teilenWhen will RZ Make Fauna character 
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am 9. April 2022 um 14:02 hinzugefügt
teilenT o w n H a l l S t r e e t
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am 9. April 2022 um 13:48 hinzugefügt
teilenmapping rare plants in a botanical garden would be fine
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am 9. April 2022 um 13:46 hinzugefügt
teilenNonsensing for the database
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am 9. April 2022 um 13:43 hinzugefügt
teilenFeel free to invent new nonsense!
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am 9. April 2022 um 13:41 hinzugefügt
teilenThat’s what you call a nonsense
Leaves a person thinking “uhh what”
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am 9. April 2022 um 13:21 hinzugefügt
teilenHow to tag a rock garden?
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am 9. April 2022 um 13:16 hinzugefügt
teilen/tmp/nonsense.tmp
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am 9. April 2022 um 12:21 hinzugefügt
teilennonsense.tmp
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am 9. April 2022 um 12:06 hinzugefügt
teilenLive: RZ may be adding nonsense to the database.
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am 9. April 2022 um 12:03 hinzugefügt
teilenHow we make our nonsense
we capture sense then we hand fully remove the make from put sense we keep the non inside of it then we use a machince to evolve the small nons into nonsense but however make sense have evolved and have been disguising make sense as non sense so BEWARE
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am 9. April 2022 um 11:23 hinzugefügt
teilenDon’t ask to ask, just ask.
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am 9. April 2022 um 09:51 hinzugefügt
teilenWho’s a plant?
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am 9. April 2022 um 09:14 hinzugefügt
teilenToo many nonsense requests — please try again later.
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am 9. April 2022 um 09:13 hinzugefügt
teilenThe ultimate way to get ☑️ed with it actually being nonsense: make it out of context
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am 9. April 2022 um 09:08 hinzugefügt
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