Click me!
clicks
you clicked me 🥰

Have you ever noticed The Rock and Dwayne Johnson never appear on the same place?

ooh! iz this ne kdkd”m yuo ‘wa n ted?

man imagine going to sleep at 10 pm but you wake up in 8 pm
my dude learned how to time travel in sleep

did you know your brain can read text that changes very fast without any problems

Ignorance is ✨ bliss ✨

Wait a minute! I think I lost my car, it’s in the lore, ship the mall.

How can a room full of married people be empty? There’s not a single person there

Cannibalism is a form of recycling.

@deceasedartifyber you should add this to the database

Flories dwell on the floor, while ceilingies (cute name uwu) dwell on the ceiling.

Redzer, in his early childhood, was exclusively raised indoors.
There used to be a ceilingie always directly above redzer.

That ceilingie never let redzer to enjoy the comfort of a ceiling fan, because when redzer walks directly below the ceiling fan, the ceilingie destroyed the ceiling fan and dropped it on redzer’s head!

When redzer rounded numbers on his fancade game, he always used the “floor” math block.
But his rival ceilingie always rounded numbers with the “ceiling” block!

One day, boiling with hatred about his annoying ceilingie rival, redzer searched internet about “how to get rid of your ceilingie”.
Google told redzer to simply go outdoors.

So redzer, for the first time in his life, walked outdoors. The ceilingie, without knowing redzer’s evil plan, followed redzer.

Then, in the very moment redzer walked the first step outdoors, because there is no ceiling to attach the ceilingie, that annoying ceilingie went up, up, up and vanished to outer space!

Redzer was free!

RZ is white, but we pronounce RZ as REDZER, so how’s that making any sense?

TOP 1 REASONS WHY YOU’RE ALIVE!!!1!!!!
NUMBER 1: YOUR MOM

mfw (my face when)

i lose in a last to leave vc event due to lagn- Number1#4325

Vroom Vroom skrrrt

🪴 🐜 Plant
🪴 _ _ Pl

comedy

What’s the matter? Scared of beeeeeeans, SPACE BOY??

• You have 5 seconds.
• AAH!
• 5-4-3-2—
• BUTTER!

Medium bowl is acquired.

potatœ

• Cut, cut, cut…
• Cut, we’re cutting, we’re done.

I don’t really trust people who don’t like mayo.

My eggs are my dried berries.

Have you boiled lemons before?

The three things you break are something that you often eat for break-fast.

Hopefully you can type.

Yesterday, I set afoot to the Great Nothingness.
When I reached there, I found NOTHING!

But do you know where the other nonsense come from?

did you know
i still update my discord bot to this day

• Number1#4325

gimposter

Office is not safe

Ooh, they’re blossoming — how cute!

🦓||||||`

Um, my eggplant today is extremely long, and in this case, I would say size matters and we’ll only need one.

Potatoes that 63 million people have seen.

bubble potato pillows

send help reder stole my legend of nonsense role

WAOW

DID YOU KNOW
I AM OGUS!!???!??!??!?/1/1/12417198

• Number1#4325

DID YOU KNOW
one of your fats is actually slim?

Add salad and cry for three to four minutes 😆😅😂😭

Fruit 🍓 Juice 🥤 Mama 🍊💦

u r not flouierrie

mejesense

Nooo more.. Nonsense! vine boom 💥
No more.. Legend of nonsense! vine boom 💥
Noo more… Nonsensers!!! vine boom 💥
You’ve been makese-

I am bored

• Visitor

how did my teammate didn’t realize about that????????

> cooming soon

In your life you’ll see that for some strange reason the number 42 becomes more and more significant…