Yo mama so fat that she is fat

WHY I OFTEN SAYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this sentence doesnt make sense as its the message that tells you to punch yourself so that you can blame how stupid you are, only to realized its the only reason you were punching yourself

NONSENSE FACT: If you said “Don’t do <something>!”, there’s higher chance the others will do the <something>.

“The original nonsense make me feel offended. So i decided to replace it with this” - RZ

“My girlfriend Solaria had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails” - Slimey

I sometimes wore my sunglasses even at night.

Weird” is a side-effect of “awesome

Don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das not good.

Congrats! You wasted some seconds of your life reading this useless message!

It is what it is

You are what you are

I need more nonsenses plz help

“indescribable” is a word that describes the indescribable

Rainbows can appear at night, they’re called “moonbows”.

Debian 1.0 was never released. InfoMagic, a CD vendor, accidentally shipped a development release of Debian and entitled it 1.0. On December 11th 1995, Debian and InfoMagic jointly announced that the release was screwed. Bruce Perens explains that the data placed on the “InfoMagic Linux Developer’s Resource 5-CD Set November 1995” as “Debian 1.0” is not the Debian 1.0 release, but an early development version which is only partially in the ELF format, will probably not boot or run correctly, and does not represent the quality of a released Debian system. To prevent confusion between the premature CD version and the actual Debian release, the Debian Project has renamed its next release to “Debian 1.1”.

Fun fact: human is actually glowing

KAMANDTSNEAHNLABDNPISCOIR3S1O8HRCBTNOVXULAEMEOAIA4RDRFHEYNWVEPCOHCAYWIOOERNTLHEXOTABODTIUEYORUSXRYU4ZP1LMWTBGTMHMUNTLILWMNESOOEYFTA4IMSRTLUOTMPWRHIB3BLLS1TENMOESTTHHIEAPCEEOIPTLNEW3DSGLR1RAAEWCTRORYTBRIULAQIAOL5XTYALFORBIAAIDAGEDITLCSDBLDTAYSOEBNILFENTATOLSAOLNX8VSLIBANDDTREYOFEOAPHRLLANATBRHALNGB0RCEARBRLJIRCTTOELRYEJAIIRTOU2C5NRKATAASWUAOLTMVFOPY6RI4YEOAYNAVEEDCXECPX

A table is a plate for plates.

1% battery remaining. It’s nice to meet you, but i have no enough time. Good bye.

A rose is a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa, in the family Rosaceae, or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars. They form a group of plants that can be erect shrubs, climbing, or trailing, with stems that are often armed with sharp prickles.Flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through yellows and reds. Most species are native to Asia, with smaller numbers native to Europe, North America, and northwestern Africa. Species, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and often are fragrant. Roses have acquired cultural significance in many societies. Rose plants range in size from compact, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach seven meters in height. Different species hybridize easily, and this has been used in the development of the wide range of garden roses.

Nonsense is a communication, via speech, writing, or any other symbolic system, that lacks any coherent meaning. Sometimes in ordinary usage, nonsense is synonymous with absurdity or the ridiculous. Many poets, novelists and songwriters have used nonsense in their works, often creating entire works using it for reasons ranging from pure comic amusement or satire, to illustrating a point about language or reasoning. In the philosophy of language and philosophy of science, nonsense is distinguished from sense or meaningfulness, and attempts have been made to come up with a coherent and consistent method of distinguishing sense from nonsense. It is also an important field of study in cryptography regarding separating a signal from noise.

In mathematics, abstract nonsense, general abstract nonsense, generalized abstract nonsense, and general nonsense are terms used by mathematicians to describe abstract methods related to category theory and homological algebra. More generally, “abstract nonsense” may refer to a proof that relies on category-theoretic methods, or even to the study of category theory itself.

A nonsense word, unlike a sememe, may have no definition. Nonsense words can be classified depending on their orthographic and phonetic similarity with (meaningful) words.[1] If it can be pronounced according to a language’s phonotactics, it is a pseudoword.[2] Nonsense words are used in literature for poetic or humorous effect. Proper names of real or fictional entities are sometimes nonsense words. Nonsense words are also used by researchers and educators as a tool to assess a learner’s phonetic decoding ability. The words follow phonetic rules but have no meaning. A stunt word is a nonsense word used for a special effect, or to attract attention, as part of a performance. Such words are a feature of the work of Dr. Seuss (“Sometimes I am quite certain there’s a Jertain in the curtain”). The ability to infer the (hypothetical) meaning of a nonsense word from context is used to test for brain damage.

SCIgen is a paper generator that uses context-free grammar to randomly generate nonsense in the form of computer science research papers. All elements of the papers are formed, including graphs, diagrams, and citations. Created by scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, its stated aim is “to maximize amusement, rather than coherence.” Originally created in 2005 to expose the lack of scrutiny of submissions to conferences, the generator subsequently became used, primarily by Chinese academics, to create large numbers of fraudulent conference submissions, leading to the retraction of 122 SCIgen generated papers and the creation of detection software to combat its use.

One day, there is an ugly clam. He’s so ugly that everyone dies. THE END

Why is 8 suddenly so big? It fell down!

MOM, HELP! THIS GUY IS READING ME, I’M SCARED!!!

Wait, if I put a message in this channel it gets added to the list?

It seems like each and every one of these nonsense tickers is getting less and less original. It’s all full of things that have been said before.

H̷̴͍e̢͘͜l҉̼̬̖ṕ̸͙ ̛͕͘I̢̯̕’̧̟͢ḿ̰̪ ̩͠ͅs̯̮̱t͟҉̟͓̺u͖̬̕c͕͍ͅk̤͙ͅ

“Nobody gets credited for these anyways” - Bot

BREAKING NEWS: I stop creating news.

””“You can’t quote” - a quote” - right?” - Linfand guy

Yeaaaaaaaaa…. so you know how to beep beep like a sheep i see. But, is that all you can do?

Type [Invalid Character] to continue playing Nonsense.

Uhm… So… You came here for help… Right..? Well you’re lucky… Cuz i can’t help you…

What is “cringe”? I still don’t understand that word. - RZ

I remember there’s a game where one of the versions of the game named “Everyone Hate This Game”.

Please sir, i’m tired ticking nonsenses. I haven’t seen my wife. Give me a glass of water, or a break, or anything. I can’t hold it anymore.

Shame.

I gonna yeet the previous nonsense ticker into The Disgusting Land!

I prefer home-made food rather than street food.

Added.

I dare you to add this to the nonsense list!!!

Don’t read me please.

When the when is whenning whenever the when whenned whens.

New york - Yew nork

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