if you can’t find the drama, you become the drama

pengangguran intelektual

don’t make me regret my investments in you

✨the surprise factor✨

i am honest if you try hard enough: ask the right questions

time to start my ✨ daily trauma session ✨

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

[…] chasing an unattainable goal will start driving you a bit crazy. And eventually, you get to asking what the point of anything is, and you completely lose sight of who you are and why you're even alive. And when you reach your breaking point, something really terrible can happen…

Ah, but that’s not something we need to deal with today.

in anxiety, moonstruck, confusion, delusion, uncertainty, whatever

lope yu sekebon sawit 100 hektar

the pain of the world

this is why you’re management material

mau hidup tenang, bahagia, dan damai? sana di kuburan

when things meant things

What is “is”?

have fun managing schedules in different time zones

it is possible to be a [whatever] and a normal [profession]

when something’s working, you do not mess with it

life is like a long-term investment

act first, report later

Is your cutlery holding an edge… or going over one? Diary of a Mad Steak-Knife, tonight on Sick, Sad World.

welcome to this sad world

I’m gonna fix me!

it has always been a wtf moment

anything can be a research if you try hard enough

learn your kabupaten (regency) (geoguessr)

“I’m under the weather” — seriously, I just recovered from a fever and now it’s raining?

You can’t change the people around you, but you can change the people around you.

when there’s thunder, the sky is taking a screenshot

besok dah bukan gadis kretek tapi gadis kerupuk

tempe penyet tempe under pressure

nyawaku lagi ke Kalimantan

susu kok dilihat, susu ya dinikmati

mudah dihubungi & tidak pelit

cake? I’m more of a flat person

every day’s mental health day

udahlah aku sampai halu sama yang gak jelas

the art of ✨ iya, deh ✨

some foods are not compatible with my stomach

👩: jangan lariiiii!!!
turu sek
👩: HEI TUNGGUUU!!
👩: … Anto!!!
🦉: saya bukan Anto mbak, saya Anti
👩: Anti…? Anti begal, anti maling, … apa anti streaming-streaming club?
🦉: anti korupsi mbak
👩: lah gak bahaya toh
🦉: jadi saya itu adik dari kakaknya sepupunya dari tante tertua budhenya mas Anto, mbak
👩: pushenk

25 as a decimal (base 10) number is the same as 31 as an octal (base 8) number.

Therefore,
25 DEC = 31 OCT
Christmas = Halloween

It has turned out that Nonsense Bot has been terminated by Artifyber due to his disloyalty and exposing arti of keeping flories in his closet which he expirements on, along with asking for help via discord and exposing Arti even more. It is said that he has earned the wrath of the merciless Arti, which is why he has suddenly disappeared with no trace. Most likely he was destroyed by a USB Killer, a commonly used device used by Arti to maintain power over the teknesian flories in his secret lab by fear.

To be continued on a later episode of Artifyber’s Closet

Bad is not a bad word
But a bad word is bad

mosquitoes can fly but flies can’t mosquito

i love how when he said its nonsensing time it nonsensed all over the place

Nonsensical Question Of The Day-
Where is the Best “Enjoying/Relaxing” Place inside a Florie ?

The i-opener was a computer-like device that had a pizza button on its keyboard

redzer has changed the owner to artifyber

An object show but the contestants are just human women

SIGN is a ferret and PLUS is a rat