live ur true self

living expressively and authentically is fighting fascism

dude (one has to assume gender at this point)

top quality insults 👨‍🍳🤌

Prompt engineering is nothing but language.

Merdification

Hiring at REDACTED is highly selective, with less than 1% of candidates hired.

very special boy syndrome

We value intelligence, learning potential, and ambition in our hiring process.

EXTREMELY special boy

We move fast, work intensely, set audacious goals, and have the courage to be different.

the more unpaid overtime the more specialer boy you are

A new REDACTED joins REDACTED every second as AI leads REDACTED to #1

I just want to rawr and meow all day

The problem with “fake it till you make it” is that most people don’t make it.

So if you fake it and don’t make it, you remain fake.

Flash did not fire, compulsory flash mode

nonsense is behind a praywall

Neunhundertneunundneunzigtausendneunhundertneunundneunzigsten (999,990th)

We are in a global war for truth.

Nonsense always shows recent problems. That’s why we love nonsense.

In CSI crime shows, when they say ✨ enhance ✨, can you do that?

I would say we’re getting close to 50 percent.

Hui Ola ae ae

Stay off of Twitter, stay off of X, and stay off of everything else for that matter.

Nonsense–to–make-sense ratio is getting close to one.

in the end, it matters

Take a breath before you share information.

you’re all part of the problem. don’t be part of the problem.

Please understand that social media is not a place to get news and information.

Now, I can’t turn you all into nonsensers in ten minutes.

We don’t have to be hostages.

Nonsensers can’t help themselves.

Microsoft Basic Display Adapter

Four of your nonsensers have been taken, and if demands are not met in the next ten minutes, they will be removed.

Do octopuses have secret Wi-Fi signals?

DO NOT LAUGH / DO NOT LAUGH / DO NOT LAUGH

LAST
ENTRIES???

The gnome will be the symbol of silent letter day.

Silent Letter Day when all the silent letters would come out and play

shhh Just ignore me.

Can is can, can become can

BEWARE OF MARINE LIFE 🐈‍⬛

The floral guy is becoming uncle Roger

I dreamed once. It was dreamlike.

ANYONE can be mentally tough. It’s easy.

Was I scared? Yes.
Did I do it anyway? You bet.

Look down if you wish, but be warned. There’s nothing but a dizzying void under your feet.

Look ahead, not down.

This is like next-level shaking.

The scariest part is always the first step.

• Any last words?
• Cowabunga? screams while falling

Where instead of lounging at the beach, I would be screaming three ways in the sky.

No amount of yoga can prepare you for this.

I’m usually very calm.

Quit your job in 2026.