we only talk about real shit when we’re fucked up

I have reached uncle status

None of us are here by choice.

unlocking the bl (bootloader)

unlocking the boys’ love

unlocking the gay

i have no weapon and i must kill

my insanity knows no bounds

shopping is more important than voting

MAISON ROYALE

• right behind you
• right ahead of you
• right below you
• right above you
• right by your side
• right inside
• right outside
• right in the 4th dimension
• right in space time
• nowhere
• everywhere
• omnipresent

HTAI SPECIAL

you know it’s bad when fluent speakers of english don’t even know wtf is going on

Ini nanti ada di basis data, jadi tolong ditambahkan.

The homework questions are for sale out front.

sekarang semua pakai ini
kalau pakai kamu langsung tambah cantik
payudara membesar, dari miskin jadi kaya
TOP!
sekarang bisa cepat dapat jodoh dan anak cupu langsung gaul!
masih tersedia warna daging ayam!
waduh enaknya…
masih tersedia warna daging ayam!
waduh enaknya…

Bahagia itu sederhana, jangan dibuat rumit.

You know the what the Indonesian dream is? American salary + Indonesian living costs.

Enjoy your stay.

Of course, everyone’s American dream is different.

HE’S BEEN FAITHFUL

No Pleset-Pleset

I DON’T HAVE NONSENSE FOR THIS SITUATION

as a freak myself, please be private with your freakiness 🙏

Why forgiveness is optional

shhhh, a legend is speaking, here’s a list to do when a legend’s speaking:

1. Stay silent
2. Listen carefully
3. Posture is fixed
4. Look with your eyes

THANKS FOR THE REMINDER THAT MY STORAGE IS 49% FULL GOOGLE, I REALLY NEEDED THAT!

Copying is an act of theft, while taking inspiration is the true act of love.

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Welcome to the galaxy of nonsense.

First tip: do not get overwhelmed.

You rot away mentally even if you look healthy.

The only certainty in life is death, and they’re showcasing this truth much to the frustration of their government.

You’re not failing. You’re just participating in a global cultural movement.

Life is expensive, sleep is free…

Lying flat is the sick leave I took from my desires

Rest, sleep, or death—the objective truth in the universe.

Cats possess agency, but humans lack it; when will this alienated world end?

Since this land has never truly fostered an ideology that elevates human subjectivity, I can create one for myself. Lying flat is my intellectual exercise. Only by lying flat can one truly measure all things.

Lying down is justice

“Giving up” is not advisable; all that’s lacking is a period of dedicated hard work.

What’s better than one fried dopamine receptor? Two fried dopamine receptors.

We’re tired of the sophisticated, fast-paced, and efficient lifestyles imposed upon us; we just want to live a life of leisure and relaxation,

(nonsenser migration in progress, please wait)

got that proot in me

Being idealistic is both a curse and a blessing in my life

And with that leftover money, OpenAI can pay off others like Microsoft. So Nvidia pays OpenAI, so OpenAI can pay Nvidia and also pay Microsoft so that Microsoft can invest in OpenAI so that OpenAI can buy it from Microsoft, so that Microsoft can buy from Nvidia, so that Nvidia can invest in OpenAI and so on and so on and so on.

Instructions for Making

Be alone
Be half-asleep
Be sitting.
Be undistinguishable.
Be reading.
Be hungry.
Be uncomfortable.
Be wanting.
Be ready.
Be aware.
Be still.

“You can buy the future”

The fastest way to ship your features is to have Apple do it first.

boring is actually good

So what is Nonsense?

I hate “makesense” with the heat of a thousand suns.

nonsense is worth 80 IQ points

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