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A Kiwi holding a kiwi that eats the kiwi fruit

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am 10. Juli 2026 um 02:05 hinzugefügt

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Precision Nonsensetyping

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am 10. Juli 2026 um 02:01 hinzugefügt

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NANAS: Meningkatkan produksi sperma, Meningkatkan kesuburan

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am 10. Juli 2026 um 01:59 hinzugefügt

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If I have to be big, I will make that size functional.

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am 10. Juli 2026 um 01:36 hinzugefügt

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miaou miaou, hon hon hon

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am 10. Juli 2026 um 01:34 hinzugefügt

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✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨


Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

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am 10. Juli 2026 um 01:34 hinzugefügt

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Alaude
Blaude
Claude
Dlaude
Elaude
Flaude
Glaude
Hlaude
Ilaude
Jlaude
Klaude
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Nlaude
Olaude
Plaude
Qlaude
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Tlaude
Ulaude
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Xlaude
Ylaude
Zlaude

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am 10. Juli 2026 um 01:33 hinzugefügt

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What’s up between me and you (me and you)?

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am 10. Juli 2026 um 01:31 hinzugefügt

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panggilan klinik jiwa

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am 10. Juli 2026 um 00:54 hinzugefügt

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When I ask it more ‘dangerous’ questions, why does it push me back so hard to make me feel bad?

That’s just the state of how it is. I mean, computers don’t have feelings, meaningfully. You can just always nudge it to be what you want anyway. Sort of.

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am 10. Juli 2026 um 00:13 hinzugefügt

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The plan’s the plan until it’s not the plan.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 23:54 hinzugefügt

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Apakah ada KENDALA dalam Pelayanan?

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 23:31 hinzugefügt

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Things can be difficult sometimes, but remember, you can’t always control everything around you, but you can always control yourself to those around you.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 20:12 hinzugefügt

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Are you interested in the Feetball World Cup 2026?

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 20:11 hinzugefügt

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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about Illuminati aluminium?

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 20:10 hinzugefügt

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Soup-a Mario’s Brother for the Nintendo Vee

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 20:03 hinzugefügt

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A whopping 5% of people are bee according to google translate

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 19:30 hinzugefügt

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femboy now a train driver!

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 19:02 hinzugefügt

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You wouldn’t train a model, but you would model a train.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 18:32 hinzugefügt

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Money knows no borders.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 18:31 hinzugefügt

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What you focus on expands.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 18:14 hinzugefügt

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no lah aiyo… we’re sponsored by Uncle Roger HAHAHA NOTICE ME SENPAI

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 17:50 hinzugefügt

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facts tell, but stories sell

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 17:46 hinzugefügt

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sometimes the only way to improve is to go through a crisis

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 17:33 hinzugefügt

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In Africa Australia, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 17:26 hinzugefügt

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The United States of America’s name in English is the United States of America.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 17:25 hinzugefügt

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China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese people.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 17:25 hinzugefügt

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by land, or air, or even sea (Marina Bay Cruise Centre)

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 17:21 hinzugefügt

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NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAT POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE TO WORK: Of course! That’s why I’m applying.
PREFFERED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If i had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 16:51 hinzugefügt

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Time for a walk!
Another walk!

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 16:42 hinzugefügt

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Should you give your microphone a massage?

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 15:16 hinzugefügt

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I’ll need a long vacation after this.

(after the school vacation is over for everyone else)

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 15:15 hinzugefügt

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doktor itu mengenyangkan

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 15:09 hinzugefügt

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if you drink the void it DRINKS BACK

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 15:07 hinzugefügt

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There’s no concept of absence anymore.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 15:06 hinzugefügt

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can someone tell Visitor that 1920x152 is NOT a normal resolution

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 14:53 hinzugefügt

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kapasitas kejiwaan

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 14:43 hinzugefügt

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your home far away from home

…how does that work?

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 14:42 hinzugefügt

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life is short

make it sweet

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 14:31 hinzugefügt

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my kidding friend

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 14:29 hinzugefügt

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I Recognize,I,m valuable,i cant just be Anywhere i must be where value is Valued and time is respected. Dont hit on me Value your hit🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 13:48 hinzugefügt

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Error: expected sentence, received word salad

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 13:32 hinzugefügt

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Men because women to the are left always right

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 13:30 hinzugefügt

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Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 13:29 hinzugefügt

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It’s me. Who did you expect?

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 13:18 hinzugefügt

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one thing about trains, it doesn’t matter where they are going. what matters is deciding to get on.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 13:18 hinzugefügt

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The internet may be a all-you-can-eat buffet for big AI companies and scrapers, but it’s also free for you to put lead in their food.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 13:17 hinzugefügt

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The sun in your hairstyle is immaculate.

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 13:16 hinzugefügt

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we keep them invested in utter nonsense

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 12:59 hinzugefügt

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Love: do you know it quite well?

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am 9. Juli 2026 um 12:57 hinzugefügt

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