Look, kiddo. We made this whole game for you and this is just a joke question. You know, to create the illusion of free will.

You’re doing this just to annoy me, right?

“Oh, let’s see what the funny NPC says next, HA HA!”

I’ve been standing on this stool THE WHOLE GAME. Waiting for YOU. And this is how you thank me?

I only have ONE purpose in my WHOLE digital life: Make the schnitzel for the player.

AND YOU’RE RUINING IT!!!

And why do you have to find ingredients anyway???

Like, really? Does a town called “Schnitzelville” not have the ingredients for more than ONE schnitzel? What a plot hole!

And another thing, why is it called “Super Chipflake Ü”? What’s an “Ü”? Who puts dots on top of a perfectly good letter? I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!

Free will is over.

I wanna go back to my digital home and see my digital wife, so we really need to end this.

Just enjoy the credits.