milan will never be a true hot girl in the realm of italian cities because of her inferiority complex. she is sooo geløøsa and invidiöösa that turin florence and rome have had/have capital city status and she hasn’t. meanwhile naples and palermo are hot girls because they do their thing and are unbothered. venice and trieste don’t even know what italy is and bologna is too busy being delusional to care about the other hot girls it’s true