going to a phone number available for √-pi minutes every 57th of dodoecember with an 8hr wait queue and a -5% chance they’ll listen to you, ands that’s if you didn’t mistakenly select the “discovering a fundamental breakthrough in everything humans have ever though was real” division or the “we’ll fight you” dividion in which case you’ll be atomised from existence and will have to wait 3 orders of infinity above infinity to find a new universe to reconstruct and call them again, and by the way the call will sound like if someone used those cup phones you made when you were younger with a tiny thin string from planet earth to Andromeda while going inside a black hole twice, JUST SO THAT YOU CAN ASK A CLOSED SOURCE APP TO ADD A BASIC FEATURE THAT HAS EXISTED EVERYWHERE FOR 3 CENTURIES INSTEAD IF JUST FORKING OR SUBMITTING A PR OR SUBMITTING AN ISSUE OR ASKING A MAINTAINER OF AN OSS PROJECT