OH NO, IT’S THEM AGAIN, THE AGENTS FROM PROJECT MONITORING, THEY’VE BEEN WATCHING ME EVERY STEP OF THE WAY, EVEN MY INTERNET ACTIVITIES, AND NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR ME BECAUSE I KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THE REALITY TV SHOW THAT INvolves 16 PEOPLE LIVING TOGETHER WITH NO CONSEQUENCES AND A $500,000 PRIZE: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!