Hello ███████████,

As you know, we train our models to write by scraping text on the internet.

A recent root cause analysis showed that the text in this dataset is so bad that it is single-handedly reducing average model performance by 91%.

If you had never made this dataset, there is a 21% chance that we would have already cured cancer. Let that sink in.

Please delete this dataset immediately.

Thank you,
OpenAI Model Training Acquisition Team