Introducing NonsenseScript - Insane syntax, almost feels like englishn- Boilerplate-driven (inspired by just another verbose annoyance or j.a.v.a.)n- Blazingly slown- Built for windows phonennHere’s an example of a NonsenseScript program:
.png "nansense 6.9.4.2.0.1.3.3.7;
get \"nansensescript6.9.4.2.0.1.3.3.7standard library\";;
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program TuMadreInNonsenseScript.ns {{{;;;;
using standard library from nansensescript.6.9.4.2.0.1.3.3.7.libraries.useful.standard {{{;;;;;
namespace aka package aka module MainNamespaceAkaPackageAkaModuleInTuMadreInNonsenseScript.ns {{{;;;;;;
classical class called TheMainClassicalClassInTuMadreInNonsenseScript.ns {{{;;;;;;;
in classical class called TheMainClassicalClassInTuMadreInNonsenseScript.ns create a public static method called TheMainMethodInTheMainClassicalClassInTuMadreInNonsenseScript.ns that returns void {{{;;;;;;;;
create variable called YourMother;;;;;;;;
set YourMother's value to standard.isTheProgramRunning(((null)));;;;;;;;;;
while YourMother's value is TrulyTruthyIsh do the following things {{{;;;;;;;;;;
create variable called console;;;;;;;;;;;;
set console's value to standard.getConsole(((null)));;;;;;;;;;;;;;
call method console.write.to.console(((\"tu mamá\")));;;;;;;;;;;;;;
return void;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
end program;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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