Tag yourselves for any of these real titles of real research papers from NASA:

• ON THE REPEATED SURVIVAL OF SYSTEMS NEVER INTENDED TO WORK

• THE EFFECT OF CLIPBOARDS ON PERCEIVED AUTHORITY IN TEST ENVIRONMENTS

• MECHANICAL PROPERTIES OF SUBSTANCES EXPOSED TO REPEATED MEETINGS

• ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL

• OBSERVED PERFORMANCE OF COMPONENTS KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INSTALLED BACKWARDS

• A PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF THE MOON’S APPARENT DISINTEREST IN OUR ACTIVITIES

• PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS OF UNEXPECTED WOBBLE IN A RIGIDLY NON-WOBBLING SYSTEM