I was so excited to try this Failed Souffle recipe, but unfortunately, my final dish was a complete disappointment. Despite following the instructions to a tee, my souffle refused to rise and instead was a dense, eggy mess. To add insult to injury, the final step of brushing with a layer of disappointment was a tasteless and unappetizing addition. I would not recommend this recipe to anyone, and I’ll be sticking to tried and true souffle recipes from now on.

— Zephyrine Q. Flibbertigibbet